Remus: Is that Lily?
Sirius: You mean that ginger over whom Aubrey is drooling?
James: WHAT? I AM GOING TO RIP HIS FACE OFF.
Sirius: Hey, maybe we can use that hex we found in that book from the Restricted Section. You know, the one which causes your head to swell up to twice its size.
Remus: I don't think that's a good idea. Remember, last time she heard the hex and used it on you. Plus, this is EXACTLY why she refuses to go out with you, Prongs.
James: Whatever. Coming, mate?
Sirius: Let's go.
*two minutes later*
Remus: Maybe you two should go to the Hospital Wing.
James: How does she know so many jinxes? How?
Sirius: Well, she does top most subjects...OW! Bloody hell!
Remus: You know, I would not recommend sitting if there were porcupine quills sticking out of your arse.
James: Thank you for that wonderful piece of advice, Moony.
