A/N: Hi, guys! Just wanted to say thank you for the reads and votes and stuff, so,
THANK YOU!
School's been a total bi-
Whatever.
This story Is just a bit suggestive, so caution, be warned, blah, blah, blah.
You can read on now!
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Sirius: Remus, tell me a story.
James: If only your fangirls could see you right now, curled up in your onesie with a fluffy blanket.
Sirius: That had better not be a threat, Prancer.
James: I told you never to call me that!
Remus: Lily likes it...
James: *Changes names on all textbooks to Prancer*
Sirius: She likes it when you streak through the Great Hall, too!
James: Get Lily! I'll be there!*runs out of room*
Remus: Lily's gonna kill him, and then deduct points. We're never going to win the House Cup if Lily's Prefect and James keeps on listening to you.
Sirius: Oh, come on. There's always Quidditch, for points, and besides, every other female in this castle will enjoy the show.
Remus: Including McGonagall, no doubt.
Sirius: Well, she is a cat...
Remus: I'm not even gonna ask what tha-
*screams from the Great Hall, being heard in the Gryffindor dorms*
'Not the bits, Lily! Leave me alone! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-'
*silence*
Remus: Do we go rescue him again?
Sirius: Hmm, hopefully this time she hasn't dumped him in the lake with Moaning Myrtle, who I believe has a crush on him.
Remus: Yeah, it's hard to get that smell out... And Myrtle? Seriously?
Sirius: No, I a-
Remus: *takes wand out*spellotapes mouth*ties him up*leaves to help James*
Sirius: Uuuugghhhhhh!
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