Of irritability and chocolate...

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A/N: Hi, guys! So, I've noticed that some people have read these one shots and stuff, and I would really appreciate it if you voted and commented. If you don't want to, that's fine, but please take a few seconds out to tell me if you liked it or not. I'll take prompts now, if you want to send any because now I know someone read this!! It's gonna be extra long too, today. Anyway, I'll let you read now...love you all!!

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Remus put his head down on his homework with a sigh. It was inhuman the way the teachers were piling on the homework. After all, they were only in their second year of Hogwarts. He shuddered to think of what later years would be like.

He wondered where his friends were. They should have been back from their detention by now. He saw Lily pass by.

"Hey, Lily, have you seen Sirius, James and Peter anywhere?" he asked the petite redhead.

"Yeah, I think they were in the library a few minutes ago when I was picking up my Transfiguration book." she replied, walking off.

"Thanks..." he called after her, flabbergasted. Wherever he had expected them to be, it was certainly not the library. Rigging the Great Hall chandeliers? Certainly. Stalking Slytherins to find their password? Maybe. But the library? Never.

Nevertheless, he set off towards the fifth floor, using one of the many handy shortcuts they had discovered. He found them there, poring over a shockingly pink book titled 'You and your body'.

"What exactly are you three doing?"

They jumped guiltily, and hastily closed the book, but not before Remus got a glimpse into the suspicious contents of that book.

"Nothing!" This was in unison.

"Honestly, mate, your always so suspicious of us. We don't plot all the time..." Sirius said, flicking his hair out of his eyes.

"Oh, really?" Remus said. "Then why is James edging that book away under the table?"

They sighed.

"Well, this is kind of hard to say, mate..."

"And know that we will always support you, whatever you are..." James put in gently.

Remus felt a chill up his spine. They had found out. He was going to be kicked out of Hogwarts, friendless and alone.

He interrupted. "How did you know?"

"Well, it was kind of obvious," James said.

" Yeah, you always cover yourself when you come out of the shower," Peter said.

His scars.

"You disappear once a month," Sirius said.

"And during that time you're always irritable and want chocolate." Peter put in.

"In short, mate, it's obvious." James said. "You're a girl!"

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