Chapter 2

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Corbyn: CAN I GET A CORBYN IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL?

Zach: CORBYN SUCKSSSSS

Corbyn: HOW DARE YOU USE 5 S'S!!?!?

Daniel: Who broke all the bowls?

098-765-4321: Me

Jonah: Them

Jack: Guys

Jack: And person

098-765-4321: Thank you for including me

Jack: Anytime between my office hours 1 AM- 5 AM

Daniel: UGH

Daniel: WHY

Jonah: Be nice

098-765-4321: Can I know your names?

Daniel: No

Jonah: Yes

Jack: Can we know yours?

Zach: you already know my name is Namaste

Corbyn: What's your name?

098-765-4321: My name is Breeze Louise

Zach: Do you mean Jeez Louise?

Daniel: Wow what a great fake name

098-765-4321: Are you making fun of my name?

Jonah: Oooo I like it

Jack: BrEeZy

098-765-4321: The one and only at your service

*Zach has changed 098-765-4321's name to Jeez Louisiana*

Jack: Louisiana?

Zach: POFJWNANturtlesIDBW

Zach: IT AUTOCORRECTED

Jeez Louisiana: I MEAN DAMN WHAT'S UP WITH LOUISIANA? JEEZ LOUISIANA

Jonah: I like her/him

Daniel: You guys really believe their name is Breeze?

Jeez Louisiana: What's wrong with the name Breeze?

Corbyn: Yeah Daniel

Daniel: Your name might as well be catfish

Jeez Louisiana: Okay fine

Jeez Louisiana: I lied

Zach: GASP

Jack: TRAITOR

Corbyn: I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY CHILD

Jonah: What child?

Corbyn: Sshh Jonah don't expose me

Daniel: I knew it

Daniel: You're probably a 50 year old man

Jeez Louisiana: My real name is Popeyes and Louise isn't my middle name

Jeez Louisiana: Please don't ask for autographs

Zach: Or maybe she's my 78 year old grandma

Zach: HI GRANDMA

Corbyn: ooorrr she's a grandMAN

Jonah: OR a jolly good fellow?

Jack: Cotton Eyed Joe is that you?

Daniel: You're all idiots

Jeez Louisiana: I know it's a lot to take in

Daniel: Catfish

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Word count: Like 300 words idk these chapters are pretty short

Uh yeah so enjoy

Gabbie is out *drops all the struggles of having so many fanfics I can't keep up with in the trash*

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