Corbyn: CAN I GET A CORBYN IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL?
Zach: CORBYN SUCKSSSSS
Corbyn: HOW DARE YOU USE 5 S'S!!?!?
Daniel: Who broke all the bowls?
098-765-4321: Me
Jonah: Them
Jack: Guys
Jack: And person
098-765-4321: Thank you for including me
Jack: Anytime between my office hours 1 AM- 5 AM
Daniel: UGH
Daniel: WHY
Jonah: Be nice
098-765-4321: Can I know your names?
Daniel: No
Jonah: Yes
Jack: Can we know yours?
Zach: you already know my name is Namaste
Corbyn: What's your name?
098-765-4321: My name is Breeze Louise
Zach: Do you mean Jeez Louise?
Daniel: Wow what a great fake name
098-765-4321: Are you making fun of my name?
Jonah: Oooo I like it
Jack: BrEeZy
098-765-4321: The one and only at your service
*Zach has changed 098-765-4321's name to Jeez Louisiana*
Jack: Louisiana?
Zach: POFJWNANturtlesIDBW
Zach: IT AUTOCORRECTED
Jeez Louisiana: I MEAN DAMN WHAT'S UP WITH LOUISIANA? JEEZ LOUISIANA
Jonah: I like her/him
Daniel: You guys really believe their name is Breeze?
Jeez Louisiana: What's wrong with the name Breeze?
Corbyn: Yeah Daniel
Daniel: Your name might as well be catfish
Jeez Louisiana: Okay fine
Jeez Louisiana: I lied
Zach: GASP
Jack: TRAITOR
Corbyn: I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY CHILD
Jonah: What child?
Corbyn: Sshh Jonah don't expose me
Daniel: I knew it
Daniel: You're probably a 50 year old man
Jeez Louisiana: My real name is Popeyes and Louise isn't my middle name
Jeez Louisiana: Please don't ask for autographs
Zach: Or maybe she's my 78 year old grandma
Zach: HI GRANDMA
Corbyn: ooorrr she's a grandMAN
Jonah: OR a jolly good fellow?
Jack: Cotton Eyed Joe is that you?
Daniel: You're all idiots
Jeez Louisiana: I know it's a lot to take in
Daniel: Catfish
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Word count: Like 300 words idk these chapters are pretty shortUh yeah so enjoy
Gabbie is out *drops all the struggles of having so many fanfics I can't keep up with in the trash*
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Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfiction"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."