Breeze
I have made the perfect plan
to get your lady friend
Daniel
Why?
Breeze
You kept me company
I thought I'd do something
in return
Daniel
Oh
Breeze
Did I cross the line?
Sorry
Being sick comes with boredom
Daniel
No no
Not at all
Thanks Breezy
Breeze
So do you wanna hear it?
Daniel
Yes
But I think I have a new
lady friend
Breeze
DANIEL
NO
PARDON MY LANGUAGE
DON'T BE A GARDENING TOOL
Daniel
I WOULD NEVER
Breeze
YOU SHOVEL
Daniel
OUCH THAT HURT
Breeze
Bruised ego?
Daniel
My ego is bleeding out
Breeze
I've watched enough doctor
shows to know what to do
I'VE GOT THIS MA'MA
Daniel
HELP
CALL 911
Breeze
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What a beautiful man
Daniel
would you look at that?
You made it all better
Thanks Catfish
Breeze
I'M NOT A CATFISH
YOU'RE A CATFISH
YOU'RE TOO PRETTY
NO ONE BELIEVES YOU ARE
THAT PRETTY
Daniel
I don't know how to react
Breeze
That's the part where you
take the compliment
Daniel
Oh okay
I'll put the compliment
in my pocket
Breeze
What am I 5?
You don't need to say that
Daniel
I mean you've got the
mindset of a 5 year old
Breeze
I'm 6
NOT 5
Daniel
You know on texts you seem
to have a lot of energy
Are you feeling any better?
Breeze
No, I feel worse actually
Deleted
Yeah
I think I'm
getting better
Daniel
Are you busy right now?
Maybe we can talk and you
can tell me your master plan
Breeze is requesting to FaceTime
YOU ARE READING
Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfiction"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."
