Breeze
I have made the perfect plan
to get your lady friendDaniel
Why?Breeze
You kept me company
I thought I'd do something
in returnDaniel
OhBreeze
Did I cross the line?
Sorry
Being sick comes with boredomDaniel
No no
Not at all
Thanks BreezyBreeze
So do you wanna hear it?Daniel
Yes
But I think I have a new
lady friendBreeze
DANIEL
NO
PARDON MY LANGUAGE
DON'T BE A GARDENING TOOLDaniel
I WOULD NEVERBreeze
YOU SHOVELDaniel
OUCH THAT HURTBreeze
Bruised ego?Daniel
My ego is bleeding outBreeze
I've watched enough doctor
shows to know what to do
I'VE GOT THIS MA'MADaniel
HELP
CALL 911Breeze
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Daniel
would you look at that?
You made it all better
Thanks CatfishBreeze
I'M NOT A CATFISH
YOU'RE A CATFISH
YOU'RE TOO PRETTY
NO ONE BELIEVES YOU ARE
THAT PRETTYDaniel
I don't know how to reactBreeze
That's the part where you
take the complimentDaniel
Oh okay
I'll put the compliment
in my pocketBreeze
What am I 5?
You don't need to say thatDaniel
I mean you've got the
mindset of a 5 year oldBreeze
I'm 6
NOT 5Daniel
You know on texts you seem
to have a lot of energy
Are you feeling any better?Breeze
No, I feel worse actually
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Yeah
I think I'm
getting betterDaniel
Are you busy right now?
Maybe we can talk and you
can tell me your master planBreeze is requesting to FaceTime

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Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfic"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."