Jonah: Hey guys and Breeze
Daniel: Heyo
Corbyn: Salutations
Jonah: Where are Jack and Zach?
Daniel: Don't worry I got this
Daniel: BOOM BOOM
Daniel: LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAYHOO?
Jack: WAYHOO
Zach: DOUBLE WAYHOO
Corbyn: Where's Breezy?
Jonah: They're funny
Daniel: Breeze is probably a lonely old man
Corbyn: Breeze is a jolly good fellow
Jack: An old gentleman
Zach: A wise old wrinkly sack of potatoes
Jonah: The finest man you'll meet
Jeez Louisiana: I would say more like a nasty version of a hairy trash can
Zach: I just watched Daniel facepalm
Jonah: Are you a boy or a girl?
*Corbyn has changed Jeez Louisiana's name to Breeze*
Breeze: I'm a girl dood
Jack: So a guy?
Daniel: I told you she was an old man
Corbyn: Or maybe a feminine guy
Jonah: ^
Breeze: *I'm a girl, dood
Daniel: Fine give us your Instagram
Daniel: Or are you too old to know what it is?
Zach: STOP BEING MEAN TO GRANDMAMAMA
Breeze: YEAH BUT I HAVEN'T SAVED YOUR NAMES ON HERE YET
Jonah: I'm Jonah
Zach: Don't listen to him his name is actually Hoenah
Corbyn: I'm Corbyn, Corbitch, Corbean, whatever you want to call me
Zach: I'm Namaste, also known as Zach
Jack: My name is Jack but most people call me Noodles
Daniel: Catfish
Breeze: All right so it's Jack but most people call me noodles, Namaste but also known as Zach, Whatever you want to call me, Hoenah
Breeze: And catfish?
Breeze: That's a peculiar name
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Word count: 253
Patriots lost and I'm salty but also happy for the Eagles
Gabbie is out *DROPS SALT AND PICKS UP PEPPER*
YOU ARE READING
Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfiction"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."
