Daniel
Breeze, you're a girl
Breezy
*I'm a goldfish
Use my correct identity
Daniel
Okay, but you're a girl goldfish
Breezy
You just noticed?
DO I LIKE LIKE A
MAN GOLDFISH TO YOU?
Daniel
You look like a girl goldfish
Breezy
Yes
Daniel
I need your help
Breezy
Omg this is a moment that will go
down in history
Daniel
I want to impress a girl
Breezy
Oooo who's the chick?
And not like a baby chick
Because that'd be illegal
and you can't be a pedophile
Daniel
Who's says I can't be a pedophile?
Okay nevermind
I talk to you too much
Breezy
Anyway, do you talk to the girl?
Daniel
I'm not exactly great at it...
Breezy
Okay well, how about you practice on me?
Ask me on a date
Daniel
Uh you're like 5
And you're basically a little boy
Breezy
EXCUSE YOU
I MAY BE BUILT LIKE A LITTLE BOY,
BUT I'M A GIRL
OKAY? GLAD WE HAVE THAT CLEAR
Also, don't say that to the girl because
if I were there I would have boopity boped your
mouth and created more gaps :)
Daniel
I hate you
What did I do to deserve this?
Breezy
I think I did something terrible
Daniel
Why?
Breezy
Well, this is definitely a sort of karma
Daniel
I'm in confusion
Breezy
No one in the right state of mind
would talk to Saniel Steamy
God was like HAHA NO YOU
NEED KARMA SO TALK TO
MR. DREAMY
*STEAMY
Daniel
Okay wow I feel so attacked right now I might block your number
Breezy
Sucks for you girl
You need me to help you get the woman
Daniel
I hate that you're right
Breezy
So do you always feel miserable and hatred?
Because I am always right
Daniel
Go away
Breezy
Eat onions
Daniel McSteamy
Can we get back to my issue?
Breezy
Oh yes, which one should we cover today?
How about how annoying you are?
Daniel McSteamy
I don't know how to express how
annoying you are anymore
Breezy
Fine fine we can get to the point,
but I want something in return
Daniel McSteamy
I'll get you a date with Jack, Zach, or Jonah
Breezy
Ew you're weird
No, I want you to pick me up
from the airport and drive
me to my apartment
Daniel McSteamy
I don't live in Canada
I can send someone
Breezy
No, you airhead I mean in like
a month from today in Cali
Daniel McSteamy
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
PAUSE
HOLD UP MR.
YOU'RE LIVING IN CALIFORNIA?!?
DID YOU TELL THE GUYS?
Breezy
Woah someone's excited
Daniel McSteamy
I'm not excited
I'm terrified
Breezy
MY MOM THINKS I AM PRETTY AND THAT'S ENOUGH
YOU ARE READING
Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfic"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."
