Breeze: Thanks noodles
Jack: So Febreeze
Jack: I'm so sorry I swear it autocorrected
Breeze: I can't believe you done that
Jack: I swear on my life it wasn't on purpose
Breeze: I'm deeply offended
Jack: I'm sorry Febreeze
Jack: Damn it
Jack: Stupid autocorrect
Breeze: My name is FEBREEZE
Breeze: *BREEZE
Breeze: MY NAME IS NOT FEBREEZE
Breeze: It's Febreezy
Breeze: Damn it
Jack: Does that mean you forgive me?
Breeze: I need to talk to autocorrect
Jack: I think the dude that invented it is dead
Breeze: Recipe in pieces autocorrect man
Jack: Rest in pee autocorrect man
Breeze: Do you think someone has peed on his grave?
Jack: If no one has I'll do it
Jack: Just for you
Breeze: ?
Jack: He disrespected Breezy
Jack: I won't allow that to happen
Breeze: Jack.
Jack: Breeze.
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Word count: 137
Maybe I'll double update tomorrow. MAYBE
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Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfiction"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."
