Zach
Breeze
My dear
Breeze
Yes, Zach?
My dear
Zach
So you and Daniel huh?
Breeze
No?
Yeah?
I'm oblivious to what you're getting at right now
Zach
Come on Breeze
You know I know
I know, but you don't want me to know
Breeze
Know what?
Daniel and I are friends. Isn't that what you wanted?
Zach
Yes
But is that ALL you want
Breeze
I mean we could be best friends
Zach
IF I KNOW WHAT I MEAN THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW
Breeze
Okay okay chill
Breathe
Zach
I think he likes you
Breeze
Water shot out my nose
Have you been working on your jokes? Good job Zach
Zach
I'm being serious!!
Breeze
Well, that's a first
Zach
He always smiles when we talk about you
Breeze
You guys talk about me?
Zach
That's not the point
Breeze
You're over thinking it, Zach
Zach
Talk to him every day for a month
You'll see what I'm getting at
Breeze
Daniel and I aren't super close
You're just crazy
Zach
Then do what I say
Breeze
Whatever
I think you sniffed too much glue as a child
Zach
Likely, but we aren't talking about me here
Breeze
I'd prefer if we talked about you
Zach
No so listen up
I came up with a master plan to prove Daniel's undying love for you
Breeze
Oh feeling dramatic are we now?
Zach
Shush you sound like an old gentleman
Breeze
I have a very cool grandpa, thank you
Zach
Yes yes cool grandpa, but can we discuss my totally awesome plan?
Breeze
Did you name your plan too?
Zach
Yes
I'm not telling you because then it won't work
Breeze
I could literally block your number
Zach
Shut up
You love me
Breeze
Go on with your plan that is miserably going to crash
Zach
You talk to Daniel everyday for a month
Report to me daily
Breeze
Uh no no no
Zach
Why? Just send me screenshots
I can teach you how to screenshot
Breeze
That's weird
Make Daniel do it
AND I'M NOT OLD, OKAY? I KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT
Zach
Daniel will tell me I'm stupid
Breeze
What makes you think I won't?
Zach
You love me :)
Breeze
I'll talk to him, but I have a very busy schedule
Zach
Netflix isn't a schedule, it's just a sad life
Breeze
No need to offend me
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Breeze is a mood
GABABY IS OUT *DROPS AIR ON MARS*
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Catfish//Daniel Seavey
Fanfiction"You really are a catfish because wow you're prettier in person."
