Treebros oneshots (complete)

Caught masturbating (Challenge#2)

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Hermaphrodite!Evan
WOOOO

(Rubs hand together) you hear that? That's the sound of panties dropping IM A TERRIBLE PERSON I KNOW

3rd person pov
3:04 am

It was 3 in the morning and Connor was finally coming back from his vacation with his family. Evan was so happy he could explode. Not seeing Connor in 2 weeks made him...sexually frustrated. he bit his lip as he looked at the time 3:04, Connor was coming back at 3:15, he should have enough time. Evan pulled up the covers from Connor's bed and shackled of his jeans. He threw his jeans to the side, along with his underwear and wrapped his fingers around his shaft. Just moaning slightly by his own touch. He started to pump his hands up and down his member, biting his lip.

What Evan didn't know was that Connor came back early, as Connor walked up the stairs, he heard heavy breathing come from his room. He walked to his room and creaked the door to see Evan, hot red face, his jeans thrown across the room and his breath hitching. Connor blushed a light pink, but none to less, smirked at Evan's state.

Once Evan was close, Connor opened the door, causing Evan to look up in shock.

"C-CONNOR!" Evan yelled,
"Y-You were suppose to be back a-at..."

Evan was cut of by Connor straddling his hips. Evan's face was red as a tomato. "Baby, your not patient enough." Connor said lustfully, but also a bit of seriousness.
Connor then started to take his pants and underwear off, sitting on Evan's lap afterwards. He started to grind on Evan's unclothed dick, sucking on his neck, leaving hickies everywhere.

"f-fuck." Evan moaned
"Aw, baby, you missed daddy that bad?"
Evan nodded, Connor smiling at his submissive nature.

He kissed Evan harshly as he wrapped his hand around his dick, making Evan moan in pleasure and lust. "D-daddy~." He moaned out, disconnecting his lips from Connor's, burring his head into his shoulder.

Evan kissed his shoulder bone lightly, hiding moans, as Connor pumped his shaft, precum already spewing from his member. Connor let out a groan as he looked at Evan's member. He rubbed his thumb against the head of his shaft, making him moan in pure pleasure.

"You like this baby boy?"
"Y-ye--AH~ yes D-Daddy."
"Do you wanna get fucked by daddy~?"
"Mhm~A-AH~!"

Connor took that as an answer and spit into his hand (since this was at last minute and they didn't have lube). He rubbed down his length.

He licked his fingers once more to lube up Evan's second genital. Evan's legs twitched in anticipation, waiting for the big moment, his breath quickened too.

Without warning, Connor pushed into Evan's vagina, making Evan moan loudly, his hand trying to cover his moans, but to no avail. Connor pulled in and out slowly, while rubbing up and down his dick.

Evan was at Cloud Fucking Nine. His moans were sincere, full of love and love. He sounded like a hentai porn star.
(Not that the author knows about hentai * nervously sips tea *

He was about to explode. "C-Connor! I'm about to—." He couldn't even finish his sentence before coming from both genitals. Connor pulls out and comes on the bedsheets, breathing heavily, with a 'fuck' mumble coming out of his mouth. He kissed Evan lightly before rolling to the other side of the bed.

He pulled Evan close to his chest and instantly fell asleep. Even though Connor can be a sex demon, he still looks adorable when he sleeps. Evan kissed his cheek and fell asleep with him.

(Skip this part of you dare)

(Meanwhile, downstairs in the Murphy house)

Cynthia: WHAT HAVE WE DONE WRONG TO DESERVE THIS

Zoe: I DONT KNOW

Larry: (Slides twenty bucks to Zoe) (puts his heads in him hands)

Zoe: oh yeah, now I know why heuheuheuheu (slides into darkness with the gallon of milk)

Cynthia: What has this family become to

(SUDDENLY AUTHOR APPEARS)

Author: your welcome (Gets tea from table and slowly backs out into the darkness with Zoe.)

Zoe: THIS MAI DARKNESS BACTH

Author: ._.
...good day peoples.

Christmas narrator voice:

And so in the morning, where everything was peaceful for Connor and Evan, they woke up to the sound of "Why's" and "What did we do to deserve this", from the Murphy's. They decided to go live with the author and Jared for half of their lives...the end.

(Closes story book and sips cup of tea)