Treebros oneshots (complete)

Blue sang by Connor

SHIT POST BOIS/funny drunk chapter

I do not own any of the musicals that are mentioned

"EVANNNN HAKUNA MA'VODKA PLEASE!"

"Connor your drunk enough." Evan sighed as he got some water for his drunk boyfriend.

You see Connor decided to hang out with Jared, and we'll what do you expect Jared to do?

Obviously take him out to a gay bar!

And now Evan was taking care of the worlds sexiest idiot.

Evan started to get the medicine when Connor came up behind him and purred in Evan's ear making him tense up and blush

"Hey you know what rhymes with drunk?"

Evan rolled his eyes, Connor's usually out of his mind about sex jokes when he gets drunk so this wasn't new.

"What rhymes with drunk Connor?"

"Sex."

"No it doesn't."

"Yes it does, you making me sad baby!"

Evan facepalmed as Connor rested his face on Evan's shoulder.

SUDDENLY JARED BURST THROUGH THE WINDOW!

"DONT TALK MEAN LIKE THAT YOUR GOING TO MAKE HIS BALLS BLUE!!!"-Jared

"He's right ya know?" Connor said into Evan's shoulder. You can already tell Jared was drunk and high.

"That's it you guys are idiots I'm sleeping at Alana and Zoe's house." Evan said jumping out the window Jared came through.

For the rest of the night Connor and Jared sung blue from Heathers and past out on the couch

Evan came back the next day and shot Jared

Jared for president 2k17

Connor became the new JUSUS got some reason

Evan was tired of everyone's shit

I don't know where I'm going with this

I'm tired

Everyone is drunk

Fin

Me: What the hell did I just write
This is also probably the worst chapter I ever done
I regret this shit XD
I'm not proud ma!
Ok I'll stop