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Awkward....

That awkward moment when you are making a stupid face and your crush looks right at you.

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That awkward moment when someone says "Hello!" and you say "Good thanks!" That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction. That awkward moment when you don't know whether you should tell someone they have food wedged between their teeth.

that awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.

That awkward moment when you accidentally call your boss "Honey".

That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.

That awkward moment when a really nice lady is helping you and you say "Thank you Sir".

That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher "Mum". That awkward moment when you offer Eminem M&M's. That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you weren't even dating. That awkward moment when you get a "Missing you!" text from someone you're not missing. That awkward moment when your crush tells you you're acting like a stalker.

That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush how much you talk about him.

That awkward moment when you don't know if you should hug someone or not. That awkward moment when you try to exit through a closed glass door. That awkward moment when you pull the push door even though it's clearly signed. That awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you. That awkward moment when someone asks you how far along you are, and you are not pregnant. That awkward moment when someone asks when your baby is due and you had your baby two years ago. That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off. That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home. That awkward moment when everyone glares at you because you forgot to put your phone on silent during a meeting (Or on the plane, or in the Cinema!). That awkward moment when you don't know which arm rest is yours at the cinema. That awkward moment when you get stuck in a bean bag. That awkward moment when you arrive at the party and see someone else wearing the same dress. That awkward moment when you're singing Happy Birthday but you don't know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part. That awkward moment when you're talking to someone but you can't remember their name, so you try to avoid introducing them to the person you're with. That akward moment when you burst out laughing but everyone else stopped laughing 10 minutes ago.    That awkward moment when you push on the toilet door thinking no one was inside.  That awkward moment when you try to sneak a photo of someone but the flash goes off.

That Awkward moment when you have a boyfriend, and a really cute guy tells you you're hot!

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking after the call dropped out.

That awkward moment when unexpected visitors arrive at 11am and you're still in your PJ's. That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them. That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy. That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl. That awkward moment when you pick up the remote control to answer the phone. That awkward moment when you've slept through your alarm clock and need to make up some kind of excuse for it. That awkward moment when you start to cross your legs during a phone call because you're busting to go to the loo. That awkward moment when she looks at you and smiles. And then her boyfriend glares at you. That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex 'Likes' it. That awkward moment when you type your ex's name into your Facebook status instead of the 'Search' bar. That awkward moment when your Facebook friend tags a photo of you as a kid. That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone who's licking the sauce off their Pluto Pup. That awkward moment when you've accidentally sent a text to the friend you were gossiping about. That awkward moment when you say "I love you" and he says "Okay". That awkward moment when you have a High School Musical song stuck in your head. That awkward moment when someone you don't want to date asks you out. That awkward moment when you accidentally address your sister by your dogs name. That awkward moment when you are introducing someone and get their name wrong. That awkward moment when you find yourself in the same room as your ex. That awkward moment when your ex kisses you unexpectedly! That awkward moment when your in a class where you don't speak to anyone, and your teacher says go find a partner. That awkward moment when someone mistakes you for the shop assistant. That awkward moment when you step out of the shower and then realise there is no towel. That awkward moment when you are gossiping about someone and they walk up behind you. That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about them!

  That awkward moment when a man walks into the ladies toilets That awkward moment when you realise you left the rest room with your dress tucked into your undies. That awkward moment when you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym. That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. That awkward moment when your girlfriend asks you if you love her more than your car. That awkward moment when you bend down and your pants rip and you're wearing floral underwear. That awkward moment when you get caught in the rain in a cheesecloth dress, and really big underwear. That awkward moment when you burst into your sisters room in your underwear, only to find her boyfriend and his mates are also in the room. That awkward moment when someone walks in while you're changing. That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class. That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. That awkward moment when one heel flies off your high heels on the dance floor. That awkward moment when you're trying to impress someone on the dance-floor but you dance into a pole. That awkward moment when you think the trash can is a stool.

The awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you.

That awkward moment when you're so tired from taking a nap that you feel like to have to take another nap to get over your nap.

That awkward moment when you lose your bikini top in the surf.

That awkward moment when someone has told you that your tampon string is hanging out of your bikini. That awkward moment when you don't know where to stand to pull your wedgie out without being noticed. That awkward moment when your neighbour starts talking to you while you're hanging out your underwear.

The awkward when you just said moment in your head.

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