Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!
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HumorRead the title. It has dirty jokes. So don't read if you are eight, don't like dirty jokes or simply not mature enough to handle. They're honestly not that bad, but if you don't like keep scrolling or read something else.