The Smart Mouth
A student got into trouble at school when his teacher was teaching a math class and he fell asleep. When the teacher proceeded to ask him a question he snapped awake and the teacher took a ruler and pointed it at the boy while saying, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot.”
The student got into trouble because he replied back, "And which end might you be referring to?"
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