Top Ten Reasons Gamers are Late for Work
10. The plants kept asking Mario and me to feed them.
9. Had to make a banana run for Donkey Kong.
8. Was playing Pac man and ate too many dots, had to get my stomach pumped.
7. I just got a new TV for my Sims house, and I had to wait on the cable guy.
6. Luigi and I had to go get Bowser something for his acid reflux.
5. Hit a water hazard in Wii Golf, had to wrestle an alligator to get my ball back.
4. Lost track of time playing Space Invaders with Sigourney.
3. Couldn’t catch a flight out of Azeroth.
2. Just unlocked the Red Rider BB gun in Call of Duty and shot my eye out.
1. Was brought in for questioning in the disappearance of the Duck Hunt dog.
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