Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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ComédieRead the title. It has dirty jokes. So don't read if you are eight, don't like dirty jokes or simply not mature enough to handle. They're honestly not that bad, but if you don't like keep scrolling or read something else.
