Karma's Twin Sister

Part 34

Timeskip~~ to when the assassination happens~~ (cuz I'm lazy 😅)

Third pov

"Now then, what on earth are you going to do, hmm?" Koro-sensei asks, his face darkened.

"First, you'll be enjoying a video Mimura put together, then the eight people who are top testers will destroy 9 of your tentacles. That'll be the signal for us all to jump in and begin the assassination. Does that sound all right, Koro-sensei?" Isogai explains.

"More than all right."

"Thanks for setting this up, Mimura." Sugaya pats Mimura's shoulder, and he looks at him, smiling tiredly, "It was hard work—I was editing all through dinner."  Koro-sensei nods.

'This chapel is surrounded by ocean, and there's a chance the walls and windows are treated with an anti-me substance. Escape is too risky. I suppose I'll just have to dodge everything in here.' He thought.

  "Koro-sensei?" Nagisa asks, and he looks down at the blue-haired male. "I have to pat you down first. We may be surrounded by water, but if you smuggled in that swimsuit, you'd still be able to get away."

He replied, "You're being so careful! But don't worry I wouldn't pull such a dirty trick."

Once Nagisa is done, Koro-sensei sits onto the middle and first bench, relaxing.

"Are you ready?" Mimura asks.

"No need to hold back. Come right at me!"

"Here we go, Koro-sensei," Okajima said, and turns off the lights, beginning the movie.

[A/n): bold text is the movie's narration]

"Somewhere in Tokyo: Kunugigaoka Junior High, Class 3-E. As it happens, their teacher is also their assassination target. Tonight the E Class recon team..." 

Koro-sensei while watching the movie, but he is carefully listening to the background noises.
'People are going in and out of this chapel in the dark behind me. That would conceal the number of people and their positions. But you underestimate me. I can tell two students' smells are missing. From that direction, I can smell the E Class's top snipers, Hayami and Chiba.'

"This video really is well done. You edited and narrated this, Mimura? Nice camera blocking, good music...really sharp. It pulls me right—" He suddenly stops when he saw what is happening on the screen.

"Joining us today are those who shared top-secret intel with the recon team. We'll hear what they have to say...after this. His bribery...failed."

"It failed!?" Koro-sensei yells.

  "His current favorite is mature office women. These are all the dirty magazines this octopus has gathered." 

"No! Come on, Okajima! I told you guys not to tell anyone!"

"A giant shadow looms over the line for the women-only cake buffet. Who could it be? It's him." 
"I'm Koroko!"
The Koro-sensei said in his normal voice, dressed as a woman, but someone found out and tried to take him away.
  "His disguise can't last long. It's a miracle they found out he wasn't a woman without discovering he wasn't even human." 

"Then, having a very unhealthy interest towards one particular student's love life."  And a short video of Koro-sensei hiding behind a bush, stalking (f/n).

Koro-sensei started screaming. While (f/n) flinched then stiffens. "How could a teacher stalk his very own students, just for the sake of his book? It's also a miracle that he isn't dead yet."
"Rio!! Is this why you asked me to steal his notebook." (F/n) yelled.

This is one of his many notes containing in that tiny notebook.
Potential love interest for (f/n).
- (content, top secret)

(F/n) gags while koro sensei covered his face in embarrassment.

Hazama appears behind a blushing Koro-sensei, chuckling slyly. "Porn, cross-dressing, stalking, and no remorse of shame? What a dirty pervert!"

"Before payday: this man lines up his clones to get free tissues. And what does he do with them? Here we have fried pocket tissues! Does he not have dignity as an educator—none, as a living being? And that's not all. We have a full hour of embarrassing footage of this instructor."

"There's a whole hour of this!?"

One hour later

"No need to assassinate me, kids, I'm already dead." Korosensei said looking a 'little' pale

"Rio, i know you're behind all the footage that is about me" Rio snickered at my comment which only made me angrier. "Seriously how did you find out about this-thing-you-guy-call-a-date-when-i-was-clearly-kidnapped-and-escaped with Gakushuu."

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Author: emergency emergency

9-1-1 what is your emergency

Author: we have a potential murderer here

(f/n) [in the background]: Rio!!! Your head is mine. You too sh*tty author

Author (whispers): save me!!!

Meanwhile:

Editor: Good thing I booked a vacation for the week.