This is my spin off of Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyōshitsu/ass class.
This might look like a xreader thing but it was supposed to be a xoc thing but I couldn't figure out a name so yeah
(F/n) Akabane the twin sister of Karma Akabane. She is a...
Author: It's been awhile, let's do another Questions and Answers. Featuring Karma Akabane.
(F/n): My not-as-capable, uninspiring twin brother.
Karma: You just had to go there. And why are you here this is my interview.
(F/n): Because someone needs to hold your hand.
Karma rolled his eyes.
(F/n): Anyway I just want you to know Splish-Splash your opinion is trash. Have fun with the interview.
(F/n) left the chat.
Author: Ahem. Let's begin.
Question one: What is your name?
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Author: don't look at me I didn't come up with these questions.
Karma: Let me guess you went on google then copied and paste.
The author gave two dry coughs: I hope none of my teachers sees this...
Question Two: How old are you?
Karma: Before or after the time skip.
Author: like during the epilogue.
Karma: 21 years old, 23 during the wedding.
Question Three: What is your sexuality?
(F/n) shouting from offstage: He's gay!
Karma glares at the culprit: No I'm not.
(F/n): Oh sorry my mistake,
Karma: Thank you.
(F/n): He's gay for Nagisa.
Karma: (F/n) I'll give ten seconds. Run.
(F/n): f***
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Author: And we are back. Please ignore the bloodstains. Let's continue.
Question Four: What are your thoughts on your brother in law, Asano Gakushu?
Karma: What do I think of the ass.
Author helplessly looking at his notes: Please give me a proper answer.
Karma: He's between a sacrificial lamb and an unpaid maid.
Author: ...Care to explain?
Karma: As you know I use to take care of (f/n). I cook for her, do the chores, and deals with her mood swings.
Author muttering: And poisons her food...
Karma: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now I dont have to do any of that stuff. She's sick? Her husband can take care of it. She suddenly blows up? Ditch and run. Her husband can clean up all her mess.
