ch.2- you want me to wear what???!!!

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"Good Morning sunshine!" Kristy says cheerfully as she pulls open the blinds and trys to wake me up. Trys is the keyword here.

"K you know i love you but fuck off" I say before burrying my face in my pillow.

"Now way and someone keeps calling you. It says 'Hubby aka ThatDickWadFromLastNightWhoDrinksToMuch'. Well thats not a weird name or anything" she says laughing before handing me my phone.

"I'm going to call him back and then take a shower, okay?"

"Okay but then we are going out to breakfast and a little bite of shopping. We have class today so after classes we can go again" she says smiling a cheerful grin and leaving. Kristy has always been this way. Always looking on the brightside and happy. This is why she is becoming one of my best friends. She is happy, funny, hyper, and isn't a slut. She basicly is like Jack in a girls body. Yep I just said that.

"Hey look who finally dicided to get up and call me back"

"Hey look who sounds hung over as fuck"

"Bitch"

"Asshole"

"So how is my favorite brunette?"

"I'm your favorite brunette?"

"Yeah you always have been why?"

"Just surprised so why do you keep calling me dick fucker?"

"I wanted to apologize. I'm sorry I was an ass last night on the phone. I haven't been drinking or been myself lightly."

"Whats wrong with my Lex?" Im the only one he lets call him that. I think its adorable but he doesn't feel the same way. If anyone else calls him that he with either yell at you or beat you up. It depends on gender and muscle size.

"Taylor and I broke up. Plus Lisa refuses to take me back even though she is the one who cheated and I broke up with her."

"Oh my gosh i'm so sorry Alex. When I see you backstage remind me that you get a huge hug from me"

"Okay thanks Char"

"No prob Al"

"Your a skank"

"And your a man whore"

"Okay well thanks for the extremly intelligent convo, sorry I have to go and play for my people"

"Oh lord please don't call them that you sound like your a king..... thats a scary thought."

"I am i'm King Alex. Do you want tot be my queen?"

"Only if you let me call you King Hubby and you call me Queen Wifey"

"Deal" he says laughing.

"HEY DOUCH WE HAVE TO PLAY A FUCKING SHOW GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE MAN" Matt yells in the background.

"Well I think it's time to end this phone call."

"Okay bye Lex, oh wait where are you?"

"Bathroom"

"OMG GUYS ALEX IS JACKING OFF TO MY VOICE" I yell and hear loud laughter in return.

"Thanks bitch"

"No problemo man whore" I say and with that we both ended the call. Yeah that is a normal phone call with him. I put my phone back on it's charger and got into the shower. After my much needed shower I got dressed in Red skinny jeans, my Black Blink shirt that has a picture of each member on it, and my custom made hightop converse. They were designed by Alex and Jack for my birthday. They are red on one side, green on the heel stripe, yellow on the other side, the tounge is black, it has blue racing stripes and stiching, stars on the lining, brown laces, and says Jagk AWG ATL on the side red side of the shoe. They are weird boys but I love them. I came out of the dorm bathroom to find Kristy sitting on the bed waiting for me.

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