"It's your turn Hobi..." Yoongi said.
"What the fuck? If anyone doesn't remember she had a panic attack on me. If she did that again, I'll be the one who's gonna have a panic attack."
"Before we started talking to Amy... anybody knows why the two love birds fought?" Namjoon said.
"Nope. They're not punching each other which means it has something to do with a slow rotting issue..." Jin said as he rolled his eyes.
"What's rotting?" Taehyung said as he entered with Yeontan.
"Your dog's poop. Can you clean after him, poop bread? Your dog's trained to poop in one place and you still leave it there for hours." Yoongi said.
"Mochiballs and Bunnykins call each other that to be sweet. You're calling me poop bread everytime I did something wrong." Taehyung said as he pouts.
Yoongi just smiled flatly then frowns.
"I heard love birds. I'll talk to Jimin. I know why they fought." Taehyung said.
"You know?" Everybody said in unison.
"I saw some dude trying to kiss Jinri while I'm walking Yeontan. Jimin told me before that she dream about Amy and Jungkook... hmmm... doing things... not the violent kind. I saw Jungkook with Amy in a bus stop on my way here. My dog raped a girl's dog as well. This is a bad day for me emotionally."
"What?" Jin said.
"Well, I was really disturbed so I accidentally let Yeontan go. The girl shouted at me loudly like it's my fault her dog's on heat. It kinda weirds me out that she doesn't know me... me being the number 1 most handsome man in the world according to critics."
"Poop bread, hyung is asking about Jinri, Amy, Jimin and Jungkook. Not your fucking dog." Yoongi said as he bump his head on the table.
"Oh... sorry... what's there to tell. I mean isn't it obvious. Jungkook fell in love with Amy, they broke up with Jinri and Jimin. Jinri founds another guy. Jimin is sad."
"Are you sure that's what happened?" Namjoon said
"No. Just a theory." Taehyung said as he plays with his dog.
"Then we don't talk to anyone." Namjoon said as he cleans his eye glasses.
"Can I still talk to him? To ask... because I feel bad for him... first his bestfriend dates his sister then he dates his girlfriend. I remember him comforting me when my grandma died so..."
"Wait... This could work. He'll let his guard down. It's Taehyung." Namjoon said.
"Joonie, this will be the second time I'm saying no to your idea. Just remember what happened the first time I did." Jin said.
"What's the worst thing that could happened?" Namjoon said and then a shocked expression.
"Taehyung pisses Jimin off. Jimin kills Taehyung. Shit."
"Your macabre sense of humour is not funny. I don't think so... he'll talk and tell him. Just that... our honey boo boo Taehyung says some insightful shit again and he might kill Jungkook this time."
"No... if that's really what happened. Jungkook should be dead by now. Taehyung... Talk to Jimin. But just ask him what happened. No talking. Not a word. I'll get someone to talk to Jungkook." Namjoon said
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Chasing Amy PJM
Fanfiction"Okay, how about I come with you today on your stalking spree and then I help you get her back." Jungkook said as he glance at him while he parks. "Really? You think if I can't do anything in six months, YOU can HELP me?" Jimin said as he smiled wid...
