Chasing Amy PJM

Chapter 20 Intoxicated

After walking around Hongdae where Jessie left me, I finally decided to go back to the dorm. Tae has been bothering me for an hour to go home. It's 9PM. Usually, Jimin's in their room by now, sulking.

... or not

"Bunnykins! I miss you! Come! Come! Drink with hyung." Jimin said as he motioned his hands for me to sit beside him.

I told you Jessie, Mochiballs won't be able to resist me.

Wait. Shit. He's drunk. Let me remember

Fifth stage: Hallucinatory Jimin

Fourth Stage: Talkative Jimin

Third Stage: Adventurous Jimin

Second Stage: Curse Laden Jimin

First Stage: Friendly Jimin

We're still at the first stage. This should be fine.

"Mochiballs... I missed you, too." I said as I sat.

He rests his head on my shoulder. I flinched a bit. He took a drink again from the bottle.

Still on the first stage Jungkook. Don't worry too much.

"Exactly how much alcohol did you drank already, Mochiballs?" I said.

"Just one soju... maknae... one soju... sorry I didn't wait for you. I am really hurting inside. Now that you're here.... let's drink... you won aaaaa.  voooooodkkkkkaaaaa."

"Nah, hyung... I'll just drink soju."

"You will drink vodka or I'll shove this bottle up your ass to your stomach." He said as he lightly slap my face repeateadly.

This is good, we're back to passive aggresive Jimin.

"Vodka it is!" I said as I opened the bottle. I was about to get a shot glass when he stopped me.

"Drink it via the bottle. Two vodkas for you. Five soju for me... one bottle of tequila each. That's our limit right?! We'll crawl again later."

I nod and began drinking.

Nobody spoked. It's as if our goal tonight was to find the answer for our amazing love life in the bottom of the bottles.

I miss our drunken stuppor moment. Last time we had this was during break up number one with Jessie. We ended up crawling to get to our room. With traces of vomit along the way... Namjoon started the 'No drinking inside the Dorm Rule'.

"Mochiballs, Namjoon Hyung said no drinking inside the dorm. We're drinking... a lot, too." I said.

"Fuck him. This is his fault anyway. That meddling asshat could suck my dick."

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"Speaking of that... it's been a while since somebody sucked my fucking dick..." I said.

This is how alcohol wrecks me. My brain doesn't think. I only spew out stupid thought.

"I'll fucking crack your head if you ask my sister to suck you dry and tell me. You motherfucker has no fucking shame for telling me shit like that you fucker! Did she?"

"You really want to know? Because the answer is no.... because we barely have foreplay. We just jumped at each other and BAM best orgasm of my life." I laughed.