M.E.S.

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"MES." Phil muttered, sitting on the couch.

"huh?" Steve ask.

"MES." Phil told him.

"what's that mean?" Clint ask.

"it's the initials of Tony and Bruce's baby." Phil replied.

"really?" Natasha ask. Phil nodded.

"I've tried all kinds of fucking combinations but none of them have been right." Phil growled.

"what have you tried?" Steve ask.

"too many to list." Phil groaned. "but I did figure out her middle name is Elaina." Phil said.

"Elaina. cute. Elaina Stark." Steve said.

"but what does the M stand for?" Phil muttered. Spike came running in laughing. Bruce came running after him.

"Spike give me that damn sludge hammer!" Bruce shouted following him.

"hey Bruce!" Clint called. Bruce paused and looked at him.

"what?" Bruce ask.

"what does the M stand for? Phil already told us her middle name is Elaina." Clint ask. Bruce laughed.

"can't tell you, this is Tony's game." Bruce replied, going after Spike again. Tony sauntered into the building. "grab him!" Bruce shouted. Tony looked over and frowned. he snapped his fingers and Spike stopped, setting the hammer down.

"I told you to leave that alone." Tony glared. Spike bowed his head.

"yes mommy." Spike muttered. Bruce huffed.

"he doesn't do that for me." Bruce muttered.

"because he knows you won't get angry at him. you're afraid of hurting him if you get angry." Tony replied. Bruce nodded slightly, grabbing the hammer and taking it to the lab.

"where have you been?" Phil ask curiously.

"out." Tony replied.

"doing what?" Clint ask.

"things." Tony smirked. "you know how come we never see the twins?" Tony ask.

"they're always up in their room playing." Clint replied. "Natasha gets them a lot of freaking toys." Clint muttered. Tony nodded.

"so no answer as to where you've been?" Steve ask.

"I told you, out." Tony replied.

"you like, a seven months pregnant, you don't just go out." Steve said.

"whats the M stand for?" Clint ask. Tony chuckled, rubbing his stomach.

"it's part of my game." Tony replied. Clint scold at him.

"come on, tell or I'll find something to tell the others." Clint said.

"like what? like I sneezed the other day and pissed myself or I threw up on Bruce in the shower yesterday?" Tony ask.

"you peed on yourself when you sneezed?" Phil ask.

"it happens." Natasha muttered.

"oh hey, me and Bruce woke up drenched in pee the other day cause I'd done it in my sleep." Tony shrugged.

"thats so annoying." Natasha muttered.

"yeah beyond annoying." Tony replied. "did you ever have Braxton Hicks?" Tony ask curiously.

"no what is that?" Natasha ask raising an eye brow.

"wow I did more research on pregnancy then the only woman in the tower." Tony muttered.

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