Shower kiss

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Tony was currently in the shower. he'd just had one hell of a throw down with Hulk, who Clint had managed to piss off. his muscles were sore and Bruce was avoiding him, simply for the fact that he was still angry at Clint and was cuddling Spike so he wouldn't hurt him. he jumped when the power went out. the water didn't stop though, for Tony had fixed that problem years ago.

"Jarvis?" Tony ask, a slight panic creeping up in his voice. all he could see was the green glow of his ring sitting on the sink and the glow of his arc, but the darkness and the water were things Tony didn't like together, he could feel the panic attack creeping up like vomit in his throat. he turned backing himself into the corner of the shower. "J-J?" Tony squeaked. "J, I could really use some assurance here...." Tony muttered. suddenly his arc was covered and his arms were pinned down. "hey!" Tony shouted, struggling. a pair of lips were suddenly on his Tony froze a moment. those weren't Bruce's lips, they felt wrong, they were rough and tasted of blood and alcohol. Tony brought a knee up. nailing, who he assumed was a man, in the crotch. he yelped and stepped back long enough for Tony to punch him, then he took off. Tony could hear his footsteps racing out of the bathroom. quickly thinking, he grabbed his towel and chased them down the stairs. just as he slid into the main room, the power came back on.

"hey the lights are back on." Phil said.

"why is Tony in a towel?" Steve ask. Tony looked around the room. glaring at each and everyone of them. Steve and Phil looked like they'd just gotten out of the shower. Clints head was wet from Hulk trying to drown him in the sink and Thor was no where to be found.

"Tony?" Bruce ask, walking over. Tony looked down, ripping the cloth that had been taped to the arc off.

"which one of you did it?" Tony glared.

"did what?" Bruce ask walking over.

"jumped in my shower, scared the shit out of me, taped my arc, and kissed me. spill. which one of you did it." Tony growled. "wasn't Phil, he's just not up to that." Tony added. Phil didn't bother to argue that he could do it if he'd really wanted to, but since he hadn't he kept shut. Bruce looked at Tony.

"go upstairs and get dressed." Bruce said. Tony huffed and headed upstairs, Bruce followed him, cuddling Spike. Tony muttered while getting dressed.

"no one's going to come forward, guess I'll just have to find out myself." Tony muttered. Bruce raised an eye brow.

"how are you going to do that?" Bruce ask.

"kiss every guy in the house until I find out which one did it." Tony replied. Bruce shook his head.

"why do you think it was a guy?" Bruce ask.

"I kneed him in the nuts and he cried." Tony replied. Bruce covered his eye's and sighed.

"fine, but don't kiss any of them where I can see." Bruce muttered. Tony walked over and kissed him deeply. Bruce's lips were soft, tasting of mint tea and chap stick, just like they always did. Tony pulled back satisfied. 

"see, I tested with you first." Tony smiled.

"and?" Bruce ask raising an eye brow.

"you're lips are soft. I can taste your tea and chap stick. wasn't you, but I already knew that." Tony grinned.

"well what are you looking for?" Bruce ask curiously.

"rough, disgusting. they tasting like blood and alcohol." Tony muttered.

"doesn't that take Steve out?" Bruce ask.

"why? the man doesn't use chap stick, anyone can see that. he's almost always biting his lip when he's not in that stupid suit and he drinks with Thor." Tony said, covering his arc quickly. Bruce nodded.

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