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Stella | Caleb | Oliver
*Olive*
"You know I've never been to a strip club?"
"Uhh-wow...well me neither, but I mean Judy like Magic Mike, and I don't really...wanna see her around naked guys."
*Sigh* "Caleb."
"Hey! You never complain when it's Judy!"
"Well she's actually fun to talk to..."
"Excuse me, miss? I may have to tell you...I happen to be the best at phone conversations okay?"
"I highly doubtful that. You're pretty...boring."
"Bow down, bitch I'm flawless."
"Did you just quote Beyonce?"
"She's fucking Queen B, okay?"
"Seriously Caleb, it's so hard to believe that you're a fucking sports star at our college."
"You're fucking mean, I'm not letting you enter our dorm. Ever."
"What the fuck, Caleb?"
"Ugh. Your lover boy is as fucking rude as you-"
"He's not my lover-"
"You give me my fucking phone right now.
"What the fuck man, calm your balls."
"Caleb I'm gonna call Judy...and tell her you have hearts all around her pictures."
"Fuck you dude. Bye."
"Thought so...hello?"
"Is your lovers spat over?"
"Shut up, Ella."
"Eh. You don't like me talking?"
"I prefer you moaning."
"Oliver..."
"Yeah?"
"When are you gonna stop the sexual innuendos?"
"Until I don't get some?"
"Why don't you just go to the club...get some girl?"
"I could."
"Then why don't you?"
"Because where's the fun in that?"
"Hopeless. You're absolutely hopeless."
"I prefer fuckable."
"You do realize that all you talk to me are things about sex, right?"
"Well, babe to be honest, it's not like you never start them."
"Oh please, I've never-"
"Before you finish that sentence, let me remind you...intended to start this conversation with strip clubs."
"Did not!"
"Denial doesn't suit you, babe."
"Ugh. Goodnight, fuckboy."
"Goodnight, hotness."
*BEEP*
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