Stella | Oliver
"Oliver, if this is some stupid prank of yours where you leave me stranded in the middle...I swear, I'll fuck you up!"
"Jesus, woman, can you be any more impatient?"
"Where the hell are you even taking me?"
"Five minutes! Fuck...wait for five more minutes...don't you dare touch your blindfold."
"Fine! My head's hurting I'm warning you, and at least hold my hand doofus, I can't see."
"Right...Sorry,"
"Can I open this fucking thing now?"
"Wait...yes."
"................."
"You aren't saying anything."
"I...am ad-adjusting."
"To the light or the sight?"
"Both."
"Y-you...don't like it?"
"No! God...no it's beautiful, really. But, what are we doing in here?"
"U-uh...since Caleb moved out over five months back...and your lease gets over next month. I was wondering if you know, we could- I, well..."
"Oh My God!"
"Ughh...I knew it. You think it's too...soon?"
"I...no...no, no! I just didn't think you'd be serious! I mean you did say that Judy and Caleb fight a lot after they moved in together."
"But they're Judy and Caleb, they fight no matter what.
"But I thought-never mind, it doesn't matter."
"So is it a yes?"
"What is a yes, Oliver?"
"You want me to say it aloud...don't you?"
"I don't know what you are talking about."
"God, woman. Fine, here goes nothing. Stella, would you do me the honour of letting me see your beautiful face every morning and every night in bed?"
"I'll have to think about that, you know this other guy that is-"
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"You were...saying?"
"Y-yes...I...of course, Oliver! As long as you do not mess up the kitchen!"
"I never mess up the kitchen."
"Oh please, you splattered ketchup all over-"
"If I recall correctly, that was you, while we were-"
"Don't you dare!"
"................................."
"Stop laughing!"
"Alright, alright! but seriously baby, do you like this place?"
"Any place with you is home, Oliver. But if you must know, I love it."
"Im glad, because I have big plans for you."
"That can't be too good!"
"Well, they are the best and I'm sure you'll love them."
"And what exactly do they entail?"
"Well for starters, you, me and a bedroom?"
"You can't always keep me in there, you know that, right?"
"Sure can. I plan on keeping you locked in our bedroom."
"You're crazy."
"Just for one person."
"I love you, Oliver."
"Words, sweetheart."
"Why do you always say that?"
"Say what?"
"You know what."
"Because...they're words and what I feel for you can't be put into three simple words and eight goddamn letters."
"When did you become so cheesy?"
"Since you came into my life, baby girl."
"Don't say that."
"Say what."
"Baby girl."
"Why?"
"You know exactly why, sir."
"Why don't we celebrate our new house?"
"I'd say that is an excellent suggestion,"
"Get on your knees, baby girl."
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Talk Juicy To Me
Short StoryWhen Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. "Hel-" "Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to c...