The Misadventures of Captain Joe and His Band of Crazies

Road Trip (Part 2)

The Girls POV

"What the hell is taking so long?" Bella said pacing back and forth beside the truck. "Don't think he shot him do you? I mean I've got to have the D! Mama ain't living without it!"
"Chill," Lexi said trying to keep her laugh in. "Joe will come back with ALL his pieces. Hell, I would be more worried about BG. Not gonna be pretty if he pulls a gun on him."
"LALALALAALA," Shelby yells sticking her fingers in her ears slumping down. "I can't hear you! I do NOT want to discuss all of Joe's "parts".
"Well......." Bella drawls with a wide grin. Elli passes the popcorn they were handily snacking on over to Lexi with an evil grin knowing what was coming next. "He does have some mighty fine and LARGE parts ya know."
"Fuck this," Shelby yelps. "That's it I am climbing the fence to get away from that!"
"Ummm....." Lexi asks as Shelby stomps over to the fence assessing the situation. "You sure you want to do that?"
"Well fuck yea," Shelby says sassily lifting a long jean clad leg. "I am the only one who tall enough or sober enough to attempt this."
"HEY!!!" the other three slur. "We's not... that drunk..."
'Aww shut up you three whiny asses," Shelby growls climbing an inch. "It's a joke, not a dick so don't take it so damn hard!"
"Oh......" Bella purrs wiggling her eyebrows. "I like it hard."
"We know!" she gets yelled at in return.
Shelby flips them off then takes a deep breath to get her mind right to achieve her task. Shit, she thought. This fence is a lot taller than she originally thought with her leg halfway over. She goes to move the other leg and froze. The edge of her blue jeans is caught on the top leaving her half hanging one leg higher than the other. Shelby closes her eyes knowing what this looks like. Looks exactly like she is trying to hump the fence.
"You know Shelby," Elli calls out with a smirk. "By doing that you are just heading towards those LARGE parts you are trying to not talk about."
"Shut....up....." she snarls looking down at the other three laughing idiots. Bella hops up with a grin.
"Girl please," Bella says grinning. "I'm coming up. I'll show you how this is done. Just to prove it I'll go over that gate since it's taller. I like climbing tall things."
"Bella," Shelby yells. "Sit your ass down your half drunk. Slow the fuck down."
"Don't be so pessimistic Shelby," she argues putting her hands on her hips. "I'm half sober. I've fucking got this." Bella trips over her shoelace walking closer to the gate, stumbles, then looks back at Elli and Lexi sitting on the ground. "Maybe..."
"Leave the booze Bella!" Lexi yells pointing at the Titos bottle in Bella's hand. Bella holds it up, looks at it with narrowed eyes then gulps.
"Ummm..." she says turning around with wide eyes. "I think we are out."
"Woman!" Lexi screeches making Elli spill the popcorn jumping. "How the hell do we run out of booze?"
"Wait! Wait!!" Bella says dancing in place hair and boobs bouncing everywhere before yanking a flask out of her boot. "I forgot I had the flask!"
"Toss it here," Lexi said as Elli pushed her shoulder for making her spill the popcorn.
"Noooppppeeee....." Bella drawled with a giggle backing up. "You want it, you get your ass up and climb this fence too!"
"Nahh...." Lexi said shaking her head only to be dragged up by Elli.
"Oh hell no woman we are going," Elli growls pulling Lexi along. "I haven't been hitting the gym to stay behind and not see BD!"
"Fine...." Lexi pouted following behind Elli fixing her ponytail. "Think I'll see two of him?"
"I dunno," Elli says with a giggle before putting her game face on as she observed the fence. "Guess that depends on how much you drank."
"Oh shit," Bella and Lexi groaned looking around Elli at each other then back up to the eight foot fence.
"Hey dumbasses....." Shelby whistled from her perch at the top. "Umm.... a little help from y'all would be nice!"
"Shit......"  Bella muttered. "I'm seeing two of Shelby. Fucking Titos!"
"Give me the flask," Lexi whispered making Elli crack up. "I need a shot for courage. Not a fan of heights."
"Bullshit!" Elli crowed. "You climb a tree in a deer stand all the time and well you regularly climb six foot."
"Fucking right I do," Lexi said with a wink. "Okay ladies alley oop!"
"OH MY GOD!!!" Shelby yelled down at them. "STOP WITH THE SEX REFERENCES!"
They each took a deep breath before gripping the fence to climb up near Shelby. Elli loosened her caught jean leg as they reached the top pausing with one leg each thrown over. Bella pulled the flask out of her pocket and was in the middle of passing it over to Lexi when they all heard the sound of an approaching motor.
"Oh shit!" they yelped.