The Misadventures of Captain Joe and His Band of Crazies

Strippers and Titos (Part 2)

Shelby's POV

Almost everyone had had a couple drinks by now, and I was growing fond of the bright glitter strewn about. Everyone has at least some on them and I could see the annoyance on Joes' face.

"I'll be cleaning fucking glitter out of my truck til Christmas", he grumbled under his breath, steadying Bella as she danced around.

I threw my head back laughing at Lexi and Bella in the midst of a twerking competition, rules non-existent. Lexi had one leg up on a chair with her back arched, and Bella was trying her damnedest to block the more stilled ass-shaker. It was comical and had both me and Amber holding each other up laughing.

We had only been here for an hour and the fairies were already swarming around not only BG but also Joe and PJ. I watched with my own eyes, a boy run slim fingers down a tattooed arm before sharply smacking Joe in the ass, a tiny puff of gold glitter being knocked off of it. Just as he jerked around swinging, I grabbed the little shit as he went to scamper away from the group. It was the same dude from earlier and I was getting sick of it.

Bella by now had turned around to find what caused the loud growl her husband had released. Her small frame stomped over and stopped abruptly as she smacked the sparkly stripper across the face, knocking him back and out of my grip.

"HOMOPHOBE!! HOMOPHOBE!!" he screeched loudly, drawing the attention of the rest of the club to think Bella was the bad guy. I could practically see the steam spewing from her ears as her face darkened and her jaw clenched. I did all I knew to do, help my family.

I stepped forward and whispered to Bella "I'll take care of it if you want me to. Everybody here already thinks I'm a dyke anyway, they won't pull that card on me". My hand rested on her shoulder and I could feel her trembling with anger as she calmly shook her head no, never taking her eye off the arrogant boy, lifting himself off the floor. I lifted my hand and took a step back, letting her do with him what she will.

And just like that, we were kicked out of the club and Bella couldn't be prouder. All of us congratulated her on the devastating right hook that knocked ol' boy smooth the fuck out. Joe especially, couldn't keep the smile off his face. Jesus, that grin as we were escorted out that just said 'I have sex with her'.

"We're going to a tittie bar now, right?", I asked hopefully.

"Yes!!" Brantley and Joe and said in unison.

3rd Person POV

The group entered the "Double Deez" adult entertainment club as if they had just walked out of an action movie. They all had mirroring smirks plastered on their faces. With Bellas' hand just starting to bruise and Ambers' buried in Brantleys' back pocket, the night has just begun. The different plans in each of their minds would eventually collide into an amazing madness of which this county would remember for years to come. Where the crazies show up, they leave their memories and no one can fault them for having a good time.

Lexi and Bella exchange a knowing look and both take off towards to bar, Joe following close behind muttering "Goddamn Tito's".

Ellison and Shelby go sit down to enjoy the new experience, never having been to somewhere like this.

And Brantley and Amber talked to one another under their breath, taking their seats with Shelby and Elli as PJ watched closely over the whole group. If ever there was a perfect time and place for trouble, this was it.