It's been 10 days since I wanted to break up with Frank, but couldn't. He's being so sweet and caring, and I am not an asshole !. I've forgiven him. "Gerard, honey, are you ready yet ?"
We are going to celebrate our 2 months together, in a real fancy Italian restaurant ! We were both dressed in suits with red ties, and looked so cute in our matching outfit !
As we entered the restaurant, he tried to hold my hand, but I rejected it. "Frank, we can't, they are all watching us..." I whisper in his ear.
"Screw them."
"No, seriously, you almost put all your savings for this, I don't want us to get kicked out..." he sigh
"This isn't where we belong then..."
"Where do we belong ?"
"Anywhere but here."
"Y-you don't want this date ?"
"I do, but I also want to kiss you in public."
" Buongiorno* ! How may I help you gentleman ?" (Good morning !)
"Buonasera, madre stronzo*" (Good evening, mother fucker.)
"Sorry ?"
"You said good morning instead of good evening , I'm Italian."
"Sorry sir I am new."
"Yeah anyway you say madre stronzo* for good evening" (Mother fucker.)
"Thank you sir, here have a table for two ?"
"Yes." Said Frank firmly
"Why did you do that ?"
"Just wait and see" The waiter goes to another customer "Madre stronzo* ! How may I help you ?" (Mother fucker !) It was a man in his 35 probably from the Italian mafia who look at the waiter with a shocked face
"How dare you insult me ?! Do you know who I am ?!"
"S-sorry, I didn't mean-"
"I'll get your head ! I'll kill you with my bare hands !"
"N-no please I am so sorry I meant to say good evening-"
"My eye !"
"I don't even know Italian !"
Frank turns to me "oops..."
"Frank, you're an asshole, but I love you"
"Of course you do baby !"
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Heya homos !
I'm curently writting two other frerard fanfics (one (Creepy Cute Crush) started off just perfectly and I ruined it, now it's a joke (and a threesome...), the other (La vengeance Est Un Plat Qui Ce Mange Froid (but it's in english don't worry) is great, I haven't ruin it yet, so yay !)), as soon as I finish writing, I will post them (unless i feel shit about myself, and burn them like the others...) (update: i burned Vengeance MUAHAHAHA)
Hope ya enjoy !
Tired sneeze,
$M@
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The New School's Kid Is A Homeless Bisexual Whore
Mystery / ThrillerBOOK ONE (Gerard Way's point of view): I am an awkward goth kid who's life gonna change when I shelter a homeless bisexual whore. 04/17/2017 -$M@
