Gaga Vs Perry

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Blaine was so onboard with this week's assignment. Of course he was upset with not being able to perform a Katy Perry number, but he'd live. He loved the singer; she was his idol for crying out loud. Doing a Gaga number was a little intimidating, but it was something that he'd like to try. Of course, as soon as he found out about the assignment, he called Kurt.

"Hello?" the boy asked breathily, sounds of cars in the background.

Blaine smiled to himself. Leaning against the lockers as students passed by. "Hey, you. Are you busy?"

"Blaine," Kurt said, with a smile in his voice. "Hi. I may be a little bit busy, but I can talk. I got to get to work in ten minutes, but I'm sure I'm gonna be late, and plus I have to post a flyer for my new band. I need to start this band now because I was in Adam's Apples today, right? Adam saw my ring, and he kicked me out. I was mortified."

"That's ridiculous!" Blaine exclaimed shaking his head. He hated this Adam guy, although he hadn't met the guy and heard much about him, he hated him. "He just kicked you out?"

"Yep," Kurt sighed. "I guess I should have told him, but we weren't even together. He knew that I still had feelings for you."

"I'm gonna kick him in the face," Blaine tried but it sounded weird coming out of his mouth, especially since he probably couldn't even hurt a fly. "Or I'll just show off my fiancé and rub it in his face."

"I like that idea," Kurt laughed fondly. "As much as I would love for you to fight for my honor, having you show me off sounds more appealing. Plus I know that you might get hurt."

"I box though," Blaine tried. "I'm not that helpless in a fight. Remember that time that I took on Karofsky? I totally won."

"Sure, honey." Blaine could totally hear him laughing. "Whatever you say."

"You're mean," he pouted and Kurt giggled. "Now that we know I could totally take on your jealous friend, I wish I could join your band. That would be so fun."

"Yeah, but the thing with my band is, I think I'm planning on changing it a little. Instead of a Madonna cover band, I was thinking of just a normal band. I want it to have a lot of chemistry. I want to be able to shine and be heard."

"I like the sound of that, it sounds great. If you had the right members, I think it could be a real success. As long as there is room for me in there when I get there. I can't wait until I'm in New York. I'll be able to do all the fun stuff with you, Rachel, and Santana."

"In time you will." Kurt paused for a second. "I didn't get to tell you. It's only like, what, six or seven more weeks until graduation? After that, then you will be here with me. I won't let you go after that."

"I know, I don't know if I can wait that long, but I love it here, you know? I'm going to be so sad leaving Lima. I'll miss Glee the most, which is why I called! Guess what our assignment for this week is?"

"Hmm," Kurt hummed while Blaine heard a car horn blare. "Let's see, knowing Mr. Schuester, the assignment is probably something that has to do with Journey or Queen."

"Nope, you are going to be so jealous, but we were talking about our competition for Nationals. We are up against Throat Explosion, you know the group that I told you about, the ten thousand hours logged before joining-"

"Yeah," Kurt interrupted and Blaine could almost hear the annoyance in his voice. "That is still ridiculous. I cannot believe a group like that exists."

"Well, New Directions play everything so safe and normal like Katy Perry, and you were our only Lady Gaga of the group."

"I see, so you guys are worried about not being crazy enough. You don't want to play it safe. I understand your worries because even if Schue gave you a solo, I'm not sure you'd be enough to charm the judges to New Directions favor. What's the lesson?"

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