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~[6]~ 16 Hilarious Ways To Amuse Yourself

1. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.

2. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."

3. Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...

4. Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by that fact that the Titanic is syncing.

5. Tell kids we are going to Disney World/Land. Drive kids to old burnt out factory. Tell kids Disney World/Land burnt down.

6. Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.

7. Build a time machine. Kill people who invented math.

8. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, "It worked!" and run out cheering.

9. Break personal record for days without dying.

10. Wear a shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.

11. Give out free hugs for $1.

12. Make your dying words, "I hid it in South America."

13. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

14. Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.

15. Find out what color a chameleon is while on a mirror.

16. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.