((if you wanna read part 1, check it out in the first book on chapter 193))
Good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)
• oh no i'm allergic
• it sword of seems like you've got a problem with me
• laughter. not the word "laughter", just laughing
• sure it's the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt
• wouldn't it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop 'em? can you even imagine? man. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn't happen. come on. please.
Honorable mentions:
• grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying "you dropped this"
• that's unfortunate
• it could be worse
• this isn't really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain
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