the other night I tried to make a curry and I got chili burns all over my face, so I thought to myself, 'hang on, doesn't milk smooth chili burns? it does' and I couldn't google because I couldn't see so I just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which I didn't notice at first because I had my face in a bowl of milk and when I did emerge from the dairy prison I thought I had gone blind with chili burns. so no I don't really cook much.
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