Heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat
Sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.
Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.
Cat claims fake mews.
We now have exclusive footage shot by our News at Nine chopper that confirms there's literally still food in the cat's bowl right now.
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