Jack, and Connor were speechless "Did you test it yet?"
The Doc smiled, "Yes! Just did!"
Just then, the Bricklin SV-1 reappeared, Luke jumped out of the car.
"DOC!" He exclaimed, "YOU GOTTA HELP HER!"
"Oh FRIK!" Jack exclaimed, "What happened?!"
"It hurts! Please help!" Present moaned in pain.
"Hang on Luke," Connor asked, "in the 12 seconds you were gone you got a friend, and got her in trouble? I mean I know you stand in the elevator with a 'free hugs' shirt on but this is just... 'GOTTA GO FAZT'.
Luke pulled Present out of the Bricklin trying to keep her split calf from any pressure,
"I am that friendly mate, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't take 12 seconds to roll down a hill, bump into a tree, give a ded bird-emon to Chips, find a mewthree dressed like Rey from Space Fights, talk about the Gospel of John, rebuild a gearbox, fix a handbrake, break said handbrake, split her calf, input G7, King me, drive to 100mph, and explain all of what I just said to you you big yabbo!"
"Here," Dr. Spam said, "put her up on this stretcher. I can then operate on her calf."
The Doc was ready.
Dr. Spam swore, "I don't have a tranquilliser! Here... you... bite on this, HARD!"
The Doc held out a metal nut for Present to bite down on. He then took a needle and metal thread and started to sew Present's calf back together.
"AHHHH! It hurts! Please stop! AHHHH!"
"Alright, the procedure is complete." Doc said while wrapping her leg in gauze.
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Back at the Doc's place present caught 50 winks in Luke's room, while Luke spent a half hour talking to his Turbo-Grafix video game console about 1.7D processors having a lot to do with pineapples. Present woke up in Luke's bed, her leg healing faster than normal humans as it was almost completely healed.
Luke grabbed her hand to comfort her, "You ok Present?"
She nodded, "I think I'm alright. All thanks to the Purple man I'll live to see another sunset."
Luke smiled.
Present smiled back.
"FRIK IT LUKE!" Dr. Spam exclaimed bursting through the door, "Connor told me about what you told him last night, about your adventure in pokè-land or something," he swore, "the universe you were in had a different time-space frequency than ours, so what you saw as 2 hours, we saw as 12 seconds!"
"FRIKETY FRIK FRIK DOC THATS JENEEUS!" Luke exclaimed."
"So... Thing..." The Doc said.
"My name is Present!"
B"You named it, Luke?! What are you a nerd."
Luke stood up and pulled out a full size American Flag from his back pocket,
"You FRIKEN bet I am!"
"What is your name?" Present asked the Doc.
"Dr. Spam Draft Inbox you little..." he swore.
"Doc!" Luke exclaimed, "don't use harsh language in this room! It's making it dirty!"
He paused.
"Well, MORE dirty."
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"Hi there," Jack said, "my name is Jack, do you have a name?"
"Yes, Present replied, "Present. I am a mewthree that has just been taken into a new home."
"I don't think Luke would agree to you sleeping in his bed." Jack said. He then turned his head to see Luke folding out his couch into a couch bed.
"I beg to differ you big yob." Luke said with a smile on his face, then giving Jack a random high five, "Present is gonna stay down here as long as I say. This is her home. Her only home."
A loud swear was heard from outside the door, "You better not be flirting with it like how you make out with a Sega Dreamcast!" The door burst open and the Doc waltzed in, "I just found a great discovery! Luke, you'll want to friken see this crap!"
"Dr. Inbox," Present said calmly, "my name it not it, my name is Present."
The Doc swore, "And I'm Ronald McDonald you piece of..."
"Get out." Jack said grimly, "get out now you little dirtbag! GET OUT OF LUKE'S ROOM NOW!"
The Doc left the room saying, "OK, but don't come to me yelling: Doctord! I need ah medik! And other Heavy quotes!"
"Don't listen to him," Present smiled.
"Yeah!" Luke added, "he's just a POOTIS!"
The boys laughed.
Present laughed.
