"So... Uh... What kind of tat do ya like to eat?" Luke asked Present sitting on his sofa on his room.
"I have no idea!" Present replied, "Remember I just came into the world. And when we went to that restaurant before we fricked with Dr. Pootis, I never got anything."
"Well, we could always try Burger King. Or we could just go see a movie?"
"Luke?"
"Yee?"
"I'm feeling that pain in my temple again."
"Me too. It not as bad as it was when it started though right?"
"Yeah. It seems to talk to me every time."
"The pain?"
"Yeah."
"Me too. I hear... H932?"
"Yeah."
"Do you smell the stank of another yobbish adventure?!"
"Let's go!"
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On an infected island, Connor sat in his nuclear bunker nibbling on a ration and sipping at a canteen. Outside he heard the sounds of zombies moaning, just wanting to eat Connor's flesh. He then heard a different sound. The hum of a motor, a car motor. Followed by the sound of electric humming, and metallic slashes. Connor looked up, and listened to the silence. There was a bang on the door, and Connor grabbed his shotgun, loaded it, and stepped toward the blast door. He held the shotgun with one hand, and touched his temple with the other, then moving his hand to the electric panel linked to the door. He pushed the button and the door lifted upward slowly, revealing Jack's shoes, then pants, then Jack's whole body, holding the Wii Saber.
"You've felt it too, haven't you?" Jack asked.
Connor nodded, lowering his shotgun.
"We need to leave Connor, we need to see Luke and his anime gf."
Connor smiled, "Let's Frick with them!"
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"Coordinates inputted yet guys?" Luke asked over a walkie talkies.
"All systems are up!" Jack replied, "H932, just like you said."
The Bricklin and the Elio boosted to 100kph, then dematerialized as all of reality stretched around them.
The cars rematerialized in a cloud darkened town, the townsfolk shocked at seeing 2 cars just appear out of thin air. The Rift League exited the cars and looked around. The town looked like a dystopian future, with a checkerboard layout for the buildings. Every so often, one would see a large electric bill board, blabbering about pig iron.
"Look at the telescreens!" Luke exclaimed.
"Look at the sky!" Jack said.
Around the town was a mountain range. With 5 watch towers on each one. The telescreens flickered, then showed a stage, with a man in a suit on it.
A woman's voice was heard coming from the telescreen, "Due to the unfortunate murder of High Brovis Emanuel Richards, a new High Brovis has been chosen to rule."
The man in the suit took a step to his right, and from his left came a man wearing a white tuxedo, with a black undershirt, and white shoes. His face was inverted in color, and had the same appearance of Luke.
The woman spoke again, "Please welcome, High Brovis Luke Iannone!"
Luke jumped back, "FRIK IT! ITS OTHER LUKE!"
