It was the inverted Luke.
"Surprise!"
The door slid open and in ran Luke, Present, and Connor. Other Luke looked toward them and smiled.
"To late d****bags! I have the third SPACETIME POINT and you can't have it!"
Lord Karnage charged up his Sega Light Phaser, "You'll never take it away!"
He fired his Phaser. Out of the barrel came a focused beam of blue light with white electricity around it. Other Luke swung his arm up to block, which put his gun in the line of fire. The focused laser hit Other Luke's pistol out of his hand and across the room.
Connor stormed toward Other Luke, Game.Com in hand, "YOU GIVE THAT HERE NOW!"
Caught by surprise, Other Luke hesitated, then reached toward a table and grabbed a random console.
Lord Karnage jumped, "NOT THE SEGA SG-1000!"
Other Luke had grabbed the only counter for the formidable Game.Com. He swung the large brick over his shoulder just in time to clash with the Game.Com. At the clash point, a bright light appeared. The two ancient weapons clashing for the first time in almost 70 years. The bright light intensified, then exploded, throwing back Other Luke and Connor. Where they clashed was the SPACETIME POINT, on the ground, just waiting for someone to pick it up.
Present ran over to the orb and picked it up. Other Luke ran to her and held her by the neck.
Other Luke tightened his grip on Presents throat, "Surrender the point, or she'll suffer!"
Luke stepped forward, "Present... You can't harm us, we have regenerative properties!"
Other Luke replied, "That's the smartest thing I've heard you say all day B***h! Besides..."
Other Luke used his other hand and reached into his jacket. He pulled out a mini crossbow, with a large magazine of syringes.
"Inside each syringe is an anti-regenerative cell scrambler, or A.R.C.S. For short. Wanna see what it does?!" Other Luke aimed the crossbow to Presents head, "Just a squeeze of a trigger...!"
Jack held the WII remote in his hands, "My... Turn!"
Jack pushed the power button on the remote, Then held A and B. Out of the transmitter on the top came a white blade of energy... Ok, a lightsaber! He charged toward other Luke. Other Luke dropped present and swung the SEGA SG-1000 toward Jack.
"Thought you could stop me that easily huh?"
Jack just returned a grunt, then pushed other Luke away and hacked or him again, and again, and again.
Luke grabbed Present and pulled her toward a locker labelled, 'EMERGENCY WEAPONS'. Luke reached inside and pulled out an 80s styles watch. He looked at it, then saw instructions on the underside of the watch.
"Totally rad!"
~~~~~~~~~~
A left swing was countered with a right swing, and a right swing was countered with a left swing. Other Luke pushed Jack away and charged toward him with a syringe in his hand.
"Sweet dreams f***er!"
As the needle was swung down on Jack's shoulder, the syringe was hit with a purple, semi-transparent beam, originating from Luke's hand in the shape of a 'TOTALT RADICAL' hand sign (basically he made a finger gun with the addition of his pinky finger). The syringe exploded, red liquid running down Jack's arm. It stung his skin, but he still had strength to punch other Luke off of him. A blue beam with white lightning surrounding it struck Other Luke. He curled backwards, then collapsed.
~~~~~~~~~~
Lord Karnage was dragging Other Luke's stunned body through a corridor with the Rift League beside him.
"Well,"Luke said, "You two yabbos saves the multiverse from total Frik-ination!" And he pointed at Jack and Lord Karnage.
Other Luke yanked his body free and ran towards the hangar his Bricklin was in.
"AFTER HIM!" Connor exclaimed.
Other Luke ran into the hangar and jumped into his car. His car drove out of the energy shield and tumbled into space.
Lord Larnage asked, "Will we ever see him again?"
Luke nodded, "That son of a gun will return. OH FRIK! I dropped my Dr. Pepper on the Game.Com!"
"Oh no! I was going to transmit gameplay of Classic Centipede on that thing back in time to 2010s Earth via YouTube! Oh well, we'll see how it goes!"
~~~~~~~~~~
In the other hangar, the Rift League piled into their cars, and drove around the hangar until they dematerialised back home.
"Luke?"
"Hm? Present?"
Present reached over from the passenger's seat to Luke's seat and kissed his cheek. Luke blushed, but knew a solid relationship would form...
Present knew the same.
