The man in the mech activated a loudspeaker, "I am Doctor Pootis! The most evilest man in history of world!"
"Well Pootis." Luke said in frustration.
"What are you gonna do to us?" Present asked.
"Do you wish for Dr. Pootis to keel you?" Dr. Pootis asked.
"I wanna see you try!" Luke taunted.
Dr. Pootis swung his arm at Luke and launched him over a hill, "Your wish is granted!"
"Hey! Dirtbag!" Connor exclaimed as he cocked his shotgun.
Dr. Pootis started firing missiles into the air. "YATATATATATATATATATA-DODADADADADODADADADO!" The missiles fell toward Connor, who dodged out of the way, "KABOOM! KABOOM!"
Cuphead and Mugman started firing their fingerguns, "BEH BEH BEH! BEHBEH BEH BEHEB!"
The bullets had no effect on the mech. But there was one place they weren't firing at.
A bullet hole appeared in the cockpit of Dr. Pootis' mech. They all turned to see who fired the gun. Luke crawled over a hill covered with scars and no left arm. He surrounded with a blue fire as the scars and wounds sealed up and his left arm grew back. He loaded his gun and fired another round.
"Friketyfrikcripcrap! His hull is bulletproof!" Luke yelled.
"I have an idea!" Jack said, "But I need all of you to distract him!"
"We'll do that!" Mugman replied.
The team fought Dr. Pootis as Jack got into his car and drove toward civilisation.
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Jack drove into the nearby town. Everything looked like it came straight out of a Mickey Mouse cartoon. Jack ran into the blacksmith.
The black smith was hard at work building an important thingy. He hammered away at the thingy on the anvil, then turned to stick it back into the fire. When he turned again, there was no anvil to hammer on.
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"BEHBEHBEHBEHBEHBEHEBEH!" Mugman and Cuphead fired their fingerguns, but to no avail.
Dr. Pootis' mech's arms raised above his head and charged a laser beam. Mugman jumped away, but Cuphead stood his ground.
"POW!" Dr. Pootis yelled as the laser beam fired straight at Cuphead. Cuphead tried to escape the beam, but was hit dead centre. He stood still for a moment, before shattering into a million pieces of glass upon the earth.
"HAHA!" Dr. Pootis said, "You are ded! Not beeg surprize!"
Luke pointed his finger at Dr. Pootis, "YOU ARE 'EVILEST MAN IN HISTORY OF WORLD!"
There was suddenly a loud crash as an anvil fell from the sky and collapsed the cockpit of Dr. Pootis' mech. The hulking mass came tumbling to the earth as Dr. Pootis crawled out of the wreckage.
"Augh!" Dr. Pootis Groaned, "I am DED! Not beeg surprize!"
He suddenly pulled out a small box with a large red button on it that was labled, '2'. He pushed the button and out of the sky came mech #2. A mech that more or less looked the same, but more black in colour. "ALL OF YOU ARE DED!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.
Luke was shocked, "Oh FRIK I forgot about that! Mech... Number... Two..."
