Disaster this is a complete and utter disaster
"I cannot believe it. I am standing infant of the infamous joker and Harley Quinn!!" screamed Kai.
"Now is really not the time to be fan grilling."
"Can I get your autographs?"
"Are you serious?" I scream.
"Who are you?"
"Asked Batman."
"I am Hype, Deadpool's son in the flesh," he shouted bowing.
"What are you doing here?"
"I was following my good friend Jack In the Box."
"Good friends," Dad and Bat Brains said together.
"I don't have time for this."
"We are going."
"Yes right into cells," Spat Robin
"How much you wanna bet?"
"A very high amount."
"Then let's get this rolling Boy Fucker!"
Robin comes towards me but Kai gets in the way and trips him. Harley, Joker and I burst out into laughter.
"This is a funny one," screams dad.
"You should meet this father."
"Yes, lets set up a little greeting."
"Its like I don't exist," says Batty with his arms crossed.
"Batman I am sorry I would love to stay and play, but I have a little party to plan, Jacks please give them my best wishes."
"Of course, I was kind enough to plan a nice option for you. Because what is life without choices?" I turn towards the building and shoot a bolt directly into a massive bomb I planted in the building. Batman quickly grabs Robin turns around and immediately runs to the building. "Ah good guys so predictable."
I turn around to catch up with Harley and Joker when Kai grabs me.
"So when will I see you again?"
"Dude we go to there same school..."
"Yea thats right! See you on Monday!" he said waving and taking off.
What a weirdo.
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Joker's Daughter
FanfictionIt wouldn't be surprising if my father had a secret affair with another villain. Especially when that father is the joker, all I got from mom was my blue eyes and wicked powers. Other than that I'm all dad 100% crazy. We have heard enough stories...
