Fuck that flightless bird🐧

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"Now in the mean time my dead that bastard Penguin has been up to something ever since I went to Arkham.  We are going to confront him tonight."

"Eww, not penguin."

That filthy fish eating bird freak always hits on me and makes a move, its only a matter of time before I fry him with a million volts of pure hatred.

"Harles, Jackie time to move out," screamed dad.  

"Nothing like going to the zoo and visiting the penguin exhibit at 12am.  Dad I thought you guys are unbeatable partners."

"It goes back and forth, you can't really trust the bloated man.  This is the perfect example.  While I was away he was working on taking over my territory."

"Ah, so this isn't a friendly visit."

"Not at all."

"So I can fry him?"

"Not till I tell you."

"But dad I..."

"Jackie shut up! We are here."

We get out of his car and are escorted by  some of his henchman, definently not the main ones they are always close by to him.  His henchman are all mostly from skilled gangs or mercenaries, unlikes my dads goons who are jokes Penguin was smart and hired the best, they all wear ski masks and combat boots, fucking weirdos.  We follow them in and its freezing in here we are literally at the zoo, in the penguin exhibit.

"Welcome, my good friend!" screams Penguin

"Ah Penguin its been some time!" dad replies

"I see you brought some guests," he said winking at me.

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

"Penguin we need to talk."

"Of course sit down."

He offers dad a seat while Harley and I stand beside him mirroring his main goons.

"My have you grown Miss Jack in the box, why don't you come stand over here with me," he said smiling showing his pointy blackened teeth.

Dad gives me a look at I walk over.  Penguin places his arm around me and I immediately shock him.

"Fiesty little girl."

"Touch me again I'll show you feisty fish breath"

"Honey please be nice to our friend while we discuss out business."

I roll my eyes.

"Penguin I know everything, I know you have gone behind my back trying to take over my territory while I was locked away.  you think my own daughter locking me up was on purpose.  Oh no it was all a plan and the results we got have been incredible.  you fell for it and now you will pay the price for playing the Joker," he said laughing and giving me a nod.  Thats my que.

Penguins arm is still wrapped around me and I start to glow.  He looks over at me and his smile quickly disappears.  His goons try grabbing me but they get electrocuted as well.  I take penguin by his neck and begin choking him.

"Come on gorgeous, join me."

The goons get back up and Harley takes one while the other takes my attention, while the penguin runs.

"You are not getting away," I say shooting bolts at his legs paralyzing him. "All yours daddy."

"With pleasure my dear."

I go back to fighting the other goon.  he throws knifes at me but that how I enter my house everyday so its no big deal.  I flip towards him and kick him in his face.  When he falls to the ground I attach my body to his and turn up the energy.  Soon his is completely blackened, shaking, and smoke is pouring off him.  I head over to dad who has captured Penguin.

"Pay backs a bitch," I say and grab onto his long nose and send shocks into his body.  His nose begins to leak blood and he gets knocked out.

"Well done my daughter, lets take him home and keep the fun going.  Harley we are out of here."

"Comin puddin!" she says cartwheeling over.

Now that this is over I am back to thinking that its Mondays, its only Monday.

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