Joker's Daughter

Another night, this time with guest star😈

"Well what do you wanna do now?

"Hype I am gonna show you my world."

"Alright J show me the way."

"First thing is first I gotta go strike fear into a gang that supposedly is double crossing dad.  Follow my lead and don't say anything just watch."

"Aye," he said saluting me,

What a weirdo

I knock on the metal door and watch as an eye slot slides it way over.  Revealing a pair of shitty brown eyes.  

"Let me in."

"Password."

"Let me in."

"Password."

"Here is your fucking password!" I say shooting an electrical spark through eye slot into his face. He starts seizing and falls over.

"Now how do we get in J?"

"Be right back," I replied getting into the form of energy and going through their electrical system.  I go back and open the door letting Hype in.

"Very nice."

"I know what I'm doing.  Now lets go and uh bring the guy with foam coming from his mouth."

"Ew why me."

"Because I fucking said so," I projected giving him a smirk as I walked forward.

We enter a big room full of drugs, guns, and big guys.  They all look up and when they see me the immediately grab their guns.  

"What do I owe the pleasure, Jack in the Box?" he said bowing.

"Save the shit, my dad knows whats up.  Double crossing the Joker.  Not smart."

"I would never."

"Shut up I've already hacked all your systems."

"Fuck," he said under his breath.

"Thats right Mr. Spice, looks like you are about to be cooled down."

"Really?" said Hype.

"Shut up I am not one for puns like me dad."

"Boys what are you waiting for, shoot the damn brat!"

They all start shooting.  

When will people understand without my weakness nothing can touch me I am pure energy.

I walk right up to Mr. Spice and grab him by the neck lifting him up.

"Boss the bullets aren't doing anything."

"then shoot the damn boy!"

They shoot at Hype.

"Boss they aren't working on him either..."

"What are you brats," he spat turning to me.

"Im sure you have heard of his dad Deadpool, they are visiting."

"You mean the paid killer?"

"Is there any other guy who goes by that name.  Fuck you are stupid.  Hype I am taking him in back make sure no one disturbs."

"Got it."

I drag him into the back room and do what I'm told.  I strike fear into him.

(What happened in that room is so explicit it can not be said, use your imagination.  I will say he came out with no skin)

"Ready?"

"Yea."

"Boys remember this lesson next time you or your boss decides to cross the Joker.  Bye bye." I yell cutting the power.  Then powering water onto the ground and shaking it watching everyone drop like flies.

"So this is what you do."

"Yea its fun and keeps me busy."

"But where is so called Batman?"

"I am never short behind."

"Yea but I have already done my business Bat Brains.  Wait something is missing... not something someone!  Where is Boy Fucker?"

"He had another commitment."

"Let me guess this commitment is blonde, bossy, and loud?"

"It seems so."

I burst out into laughter.  "Priceless he is whipped!!  Well batty I am done for the night, so if you wanna go I am always charged and ready, but you look drained."

"Its hard without my assistant, we can continue this another day."

"Wow I didn't take the Batman as a wimp," hype said as we left.

"Don't worry he isn't, but everyone gets tired."

"You guys seem to have some sort of relationship."

"Well when you go back and forth with someone your whole life you sort of build some sort of relationship even if its not a positive one.  Especially when you parents were involved before you.  I hope that when I have kids someday they'll have their enemies too that they pass on."

"Strange vision for the future but ok," laughed Hype.

I chuckled and then punched him sending him flying into a wall.

"Maybe ill be that lucky someone to get the honor of marrying you.

I look at him for a while from what I have experianced falling for someone in my world doesn't end well... for either party.  What do I see when I envision my future? I doze off into a daydream.

- I see I big yard with dogs running around.  I big mansion outside of the city but not too far.  Two boys both with a little bit of my powers.  Me in the office with my husband discussing the next shipment of whatever is going on at that time because by then we control the city.  Harley and my dad went off somewhere together.  batman retired and passed his suit on to boy fucker who now has his own sidekick. Penguin or one of the older villains have kids who take on the buisness.  And ...

Crazy J... Crazy J..." I hear in the background.  

I snap out of my daydream to see Hype shouting my name.

"What the hell were you thinking about?"

"Nothing important.  Come on lets go."