Creepy Cute Crush

Threesome (im sorry)

I don't know how the fight started but all I know is that it's stupid...

"You're just jealous Frank loves me more!"

"How dare you!" 

"Kiss." I ordered which makes them shut up finally

"What?"

"Kiss each other!

"I'm not kissing that faggot !" says Bert

"I'm not kissing you too !" responds Gerard
"Then I won't talk to neither of you..." I state
"Then don't..." sigh Bert and Gerard punched him with his elbow.
"But I don't want to kiss Bert... he's nasty..."
"I'm nasty ?"

And here they go again fighting...

"Hey Frankie which one do you like the most, this one ?, or this one ?" I want them to know that I am mad abot their behaviour 

"He's ignoring you, dickhead." says Bert
"It's your fault. Just kiss me..."
"Ew I'm not kissing you !"
"Daddy Frankie, can I ask you something ?, very important." asks Gerard
I kept ignoring them. I won't talk to them until they stop fighting each other every time...
"What's your emergency ?" Asked him Bert instead.
"I want to ask him if we'll get to touch each other tonight..."
I almost choked on my tea.
"He's ignoring you, if you didn't get it yet, means you're not existing for him at the moment."
"Unfair" sigh Gerard before jumping at Bert kissing him. Bert kept on with the kiss. Until they probably got out of breath.
"Here we kissed talk to me." says Gerard
"Promise me that you two won't fight ever again."
"Promise."
"I like teasing him I can't it's funny... okay alright, promise." says lastly Bert
"Great now come give me a hug and stop calling me daddy I feel like an old man..."
They both gave me a hug.
"So you want me to make you feel good ?"
"Yes..." he admitted blushing.
"Me too..."
"Alright then..."