For Fuck's Sake

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It's been such a long time since I've ranted.

Look we all used to love those Wattpad clichés. Okay? Admit it, you're just as guilty as I am.

I don't like them anymore. None of them make sense. Oh please, how can the girl have the body of a model and call herself ugly? And she clearly has men staring at her ass? Seriously? Wtf? And she calls herself ugly? Honey, look at my pimpled body and you'll know the definition of ugly.

And the guy clearly has to be super hot. He has to be the asshole or the manwhore and he's treated like a prince. And all those girls except the main character and their best friends who fawn over the guys and hit on him, wearing revealing clothes, are sluts.

Can we rewind a bit?

Wearing short stuff does not make you a slut. Sure, I'm not comfortable in showing off my body and I do feel a little insecure but I'm just like every other girl. Some girls like showing off their skin tho. What's wrong with that? It's their skin. Why do you judge them?

It might be in my first book, IMMB, where I unknowingly slut shamed, but I'm going to change it. I'mma revise that entire story if I have to.

I can wear a damn bikini if I want to. I can kiss whoever I want. I can talk to boys. I can have guy friends. Does that make me a slut? No.

Not every woman who likes showing off her skin is asking for it. And not every girl likes video games and motorcycles. Not every girl listens to hip hop and rap. Not every girl likes make up. Some do like these things and some don't. Don't judge.

I can be emo, I can be goth. I can be a weirdo (which I am), I can be conservational etc. I can be who I want.

So what if I'm fat? What the heck is your problem? So what if I want fried potatoes instead of salad? Or if I want a salad instead, what's everyone's problem?

And that clichéd line where the woman is like 'I'm not like every other girl'?

Tch.

Honey, Hailey Steinfeld has a song which is hella relatable and is the complete opposite. Please.

It's so annoying. Like, every person is unique. Why would she say that? You are you. Nobody has your DNA (BTS reference) and nobody will ever have your identity. Why would you say this?

If you're not like other girls, then who are other girls? Are they idiots? Are they stupid? No they aren't, they're so much better than your confusing ass.

There are so many books where the billionaire kicks the wife out of the house because she's pregnant. All of them are so similar, you know exactly what's happening.

And don't talk to me about mafia books. And those clichéd lines like 'he was dark, she was light'. Bullshit. Honey listen to Sirius Black.

Newsflash people. No mafia guy is going to 'save you'. They'll do horrible things, so stop.

And are you guys familiar with the stories where the girl gets cheated on by her bf, and then she calls the 'bad boy' to make her ex bf jealous and ends up falling for him.

Ugh.

Or the stories where 'bad boy' makes a bet? Please.

And the girl is so fucking innocent or extremely badass. I fucking can't.

In mafia books or cringey indian romance books, the girl is like the innocent doll face and the guy is like macho and everything.

Honey, there is something called internet. School. Friends. Like seriously, how are you that innocent? You're like a flower, you're delicate and everything. This seriously irks me because over half of the girls in the world are dirty asf.

Girls, not every guy is going to have muscles and abs. He can be your knight in shining armour without that shit. And not every guy is a manwhore. Some might haven't even had their first kiss yet. That's okay. You guys are amazing. Cherish yourselves and stay strong.

I made the mistake of writing a cliché story. But I learn from my mistakes. I'm proud.

Oh, and did you notice that almost all stories have those party scenes? Where she gets drunk and some guy tries groping her and the the knight in shining armour saves the day?

*Sighs*

I feel like telling her to stop acting stupid and give her a slap in the face, because she clearly needs Wattpad.

I'm just done with romance people.

So fucking done.

I was so obsessed and now I'm like bish what.

That doesn't mean I'll stop writing it tho.

Thanks for reading this, even if it didn't make sense.

It's like 1:40 am so

Goodnight.