British Accent (Text Message Format)

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@jugheadjoness wants to send @aandrews a direct message. @aandrews accepts.

@jugheadjoness changed @aandrews to Archie

@jugheadjoness changed @jugheadjoness to Jughead

Jughead: archie

Jughead: archie

Jughead: arCHIE

Archie: Jesus christ Jug

Jughead: I fucked up

Archie: What?

Jughead: I fucked up real bad

Archie: What happened??

Jughead: you know that cute blondie with the ponytail?

Archie: Yeah that's my neighbor

Jughead: I saw her at Pop's today and I tried to talk to her

Jughead: needless to say it did not go well

Archie: detailss

Jughead: I sorta waddled up to her and was like um I'm Jughead I think you're really pretty bye

Archie: It could have been worse.

Jughead: It is

Jughead: I panicked and used a british accent

Archie: oh... oh no

Jughead: I can't keep this up forever h e l p  m e

Archie: Ok don't freak out just switch up the accent and nobody will notice.

Jughead: are you sure???

Archie: It should be fine.


@betty_drew wants to send Archie a message. Archie accepts.

@betty_drew changed @betty_drew to Betty

Betty: Hey Archie, are you friends with someone named Jughead?

Archie: Ya why?

Betty: He just asked me out with the fakest accent I've ever heard.

Betty: He's my soulmate.

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Sorry I was kinda MIA!!! I just got back from a trip to STN in Nashville so I was busy... Love all of y'alls!!! I missed you!!!! Also, on an unrelated note, CHONI WAS SO FREAKIN ADORABLE IN THE LAST TWO EPISODES LIKE WOW OTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Might have to make a new book for them <3

-LilyPopp

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