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Drunk...??

~At 7:20 in living room~

Ashlie: *comes down stairs where we were talking* hey guys let's go to that little bar were they serve drinks down the street from here!! They also sell juice and soda!

Jon: oh that's good, okay I'm in *looks at us* and you guys??

Nick: *looks up from phone* I don't like to drink that much but I'm in too

Cory, Uni and Dawn: sure!!

Tommy: RIGHTEOUS!! *puts hands in the air*

Katt: I mean, I don't mind if I don't socialize with anyone new

Me: I, uh, you know what, why not? Let's go!! *I said getting up with determination* I'll just teleport us and-

Cory: NU UH!! I DON'T WANT TO BE THROUGH A WINDOW OR APPEAR UPSIDE DOWN AGAIN!!

Me: (I've been practicing thank you very much)

Katt: I heard that!!

Me: ugh, fine, well walk then!!!

~7:30 At the little bar~

Ashlie: oh and by the way I'll be paying for anything you guys buy!! *she says smiling*

Tommy: sweet!!

Katt: oh no Ana

Me: . . . so it's basically unlimited soda . . . ?

Ashlie: um yeah...?

Me: *runs directly to buy two Pepsi's*

Katt: Here we go again...

~9:00 After me drinking about 15 or 20 cans of soda~

Katt: *looks annoyed as fuck with all my pick up lines* ok were leaving!! I can't stand this pick up lines anymore!! *starts to walk holding my hand*

Cory: pick up lines?? Why is she saying pick up lines to you?? *looks confused*

Katt: *turns around and takes a deep breath* when she drinks a lot of soda she's practically drunk and starts saying pick up lines

Jon: what? That's impossible!!

Katt: see for yourself *puts me in the middle of the circle they made*

Me: *looks at Jon* hey, is your name wifi because I'm really feeling a connection~

Jon: *tilts head* huh?

Me: *thinks for a bit* hey you know what Voltron is right?

Jon: yeah, why?

Me: *snickers* well I'd love to activate your particle barrier~

Jon: *he actually understands it and slightly blushes*

Me: you must know tail whip because you're beauty has left me defenseless~ *wink*

Jon: *blushes a lot more than last time* t-thanks, I guess

Ashlie: *points at me* EY STOP DOING THAT TO OUR CINNAMON ROLL!!

Me: why not? Want me to tell you some?~

Ashlie: eh, sure, why not?

Me: *thinks for a bit* y'know, the word of the day is legs, why don't we go home and spread the word?~

Ashlie: uh... *blushes*

Me: by the way Ash, nice shirt, I can see it's girlfriend material♡ *smiles*

Ashlie: *still blushing* aw, she's really good!!

Me: *goes to Cory* Is your face a camera?? Because everytime I look at you I can't help but smile~ *smiling*

Cory: *chuckles* nice pick up line and you also referenced my camara, good on you *pats me in the head*

Me: *looks at Uni that is glaring at me, I go to him and hug him making him confused* I'm like a mug!

Uni: how so??

Me: Because a mug holds hot things~

Uni: *he just blushes and looks away*

Me: Toooommy~ *I start walking to him*

Tommy: shut up and tell that pick up line to someone else

Me: Aw~ I thought you wanted me to scream your name all night *I give him a grin*

Tommy: *facepalm* fuck you.

Me: good to see you have good taste, I'd fuck me too~

Tommy: *blushes but laughs* I walked right into that one, didn't I?

Me: Mmm~ *nod and I turn to Nick and thinks* Out of all the beautiful curves in your body, your smile is my favorite♡

Nick: *laughing* you really are drunk on soda I can't believe this!!

Me: Pfff, I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you~ *I turn to Dawn* mmm... *thinks really hard since he is a robot after all* If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Dawn: *chuckles* wow, that was super nerdy, good one *thumbs up*

Me: And you're--- agh!! *gets pulled away by Katt*

Katt: *holding me* I think does are enough pick up lines for today

Me: Y'know, there are people who say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, they've never been in your arms♡

Katt: *snorts* you've already told me that one, c'mon, let's go home *she puts my arm around her neck* see you guys home *teleports*

Everyone: *they look at each other* . . .why pick up lines tho?