MerAdd Oneshots

Behave

"Well it isn't my fault you didn't drag your ass back home until nearly two am!"

"I was working, Addison. I can't just leave whenever I want!"

"Actually, you can! That's why you have a pager! So you can go home instead of camping out here all night!"

"I was in surgery!"

I groaned in annoyance as Derek and I got onto the elevator at the hospital. He'd slept in, so we were running later than usual. Of course, he was also cranky which meant everything I was doing was annoying to him.

"Surgery my ass!" I exclaimed, as Meredith Grey climbed into the elevator with us. She looked at me, one eyebrow raised, but nonetheless stood behind us without so much as a glance at Derek (who shot her a heartbroken and in love look that made me want to punch him in the head).

"I can't help it that I'm busy, Addison. I can't stay home and cuddle with you and watch real housewives. More importantly, I don't want to" he snaps, and I can tell he thinks that'll be the end of it.

"You're a fucking ass, you know?" I growl, teeth clenched "stay at work tonight, I don't give a shit. Stay at work the rest of the fucking week because I'm over you and I'm over fighting about this bullshit" with a ding that ends my speech, the elevator stops and Derek gets off with a huff. Rolling my eyes, I stand there and decide to take a ride up and down the elevator to cool off.

I don't even notice Meredith didn't get off until she speaks. Truth be told, I forgot she was even there.

"Must be rough" is all she says, as she moves next to me, waiting for the elevator to stop on the right floor.

I snort and roll my eyes yet again. "Don't you fucking know it" I was wondering why I even bothered with Derek anymore, why I didn't just let him leave me, sign the divorce papers and have it over with. I was past the point of no return.

"He is an asshole" Meredith agrees with me "he should be damn lucky to have you to go home to, the ungrateful bastard" I wasn't sure if this was Meredith complimenting me, or trying to make up for her wrongdoings by playing nice and acting friendly to try and win me over.

Unsure of what to say, the elevator dings and Meredith looks back at me with a smirk and a look in her eyes I just can't place.

"But you gave it back to him just as hard. Believe me, I didn't know you had it in you to say that kinda stuff"

"I've got a temper, and he wears on every singe nerve in my body" I tell her with a sigh. Fighting with Derek before I'd even finished my morning coffee took nearly all of my energy out of me. But when Meredith speaks again before walking away, I'm suddenly wide awake.

"If you were mine, your ass would be red for a week"

~

I wasn't sure what Meredith meant by saying that. I didn't know why she said it but I did know that something about it made my insides jumpy and my panties wet. I wasn't sure if it was the way she said it, or the words in general, but I found myself thinking about it constantly all day.

If you were mine

That part got me, it made my stomach twist with butterflies.

Your ass would be red for a week

That part was the one that really turned me on.

"Hey Cal, I've got a quick question?" Whenever I didn't know what to think of something, I knew I could count on Callie for an honest and accurate opinion. She never held back and she always had an opinion to share.