an epic saga

i'm trying to be serious i swear

I run back up the stairs, and pause at the top to get my breath back. Okay, I swear I'm not this unfit.

There's a kind of corridor at the top of the stairs, I think. I can't really tell, because my vision's getting kind of blurry for some reason, and I've got a headache. God, I hope I don't need glasses.

I take my phone out of my bag, and proceed to fall over. A doorway of soft golden light appears at the other end of the corridor-thingy, with a human-shaped person in it.

It better not be a zombie robot.

I feel like Brendon at the beginning of Emperor's New Clothes.

Whoever it is looks massive.

"God?" I ask. Ahahahaha yes Heaven.

"Wha- What? God?" A deep voice booms down. It might not be deep. The pitch is kind of fluctuating up and down, and whoever it is is going wobbley. There's rainbows everywhere. I guess it's Hell then.

"Satan?"

"That's very rude. Are you aware of the rules surrounding offending your superiors? And the rules surrounding having your phone out in school?" Oh. It's Mr Foden.

His nose is melting off his face.

"Sir, your nose is melting off your face," I tell him, in what I consider to be a concerned voice. He's looking at me with a mixture of a look that is usually reserved for gum on the bottom of your shoe and someone that's just told you that the dress is white and gold. Basically a slightly disgusted, odd look.

"Who is it, sir?" I hear Emily call from inside his office.

I wonder what they were doing... Ahahahahaha nope stop my head please someone, literally shoot me now.

"Um... I'm not sure. Please remove her from my floor."

I try to stand up, and fall over again. Someone tell the floor to stop swaying. It's supposed to stay in one place.

I curl up in a ball and start giggling uncontrollably, because I think something funny happened but I can't remember what happened. Today. Maybe it was yesterday. Is it yesterday? When was yesterday? A while ago, I think.

Maybe it was that bit in that thing that was on my instagram. I have an instagram right? Li does, maybe he sent me something.

My eyes are going funny and dark around the edges. It's cool, they look like there's a nebula in them now. A nebula, not a galaxy, because it's where planets are made. What. The actual fuck. What's a galaxy? Isn't it where someone... Wait no, that's a different thing. Hmm.

I black out completely, which is dumb because I'm right outside the lift. I'm gonna be the first thing the zombie rabbits see when they come up the lift. Rabbits? Not rabbits...

How am I even still thinking? Aren't I supposed to be unconscious?

I lose consciousness.

When I wake up, I'm still on the floor, curled up, but there are at least six faces looking at me. Wait, no. Three. The double vision is clearing up now. So's the dizziness.

I think I can stand up now? Ha, nope. I stay on the floor.

"Oh, you're awake now," Emily says. I can see the Egg and Gerard Way as well. Wait, no, it's Joe. His lips are moving but I can't hear what he's saying. Weird.

Emily offers me a hand and pulls me up.

"Do you know where Yazzy is?" I ask.

"Uh, no. You're the last one that saw her..." Emily is looking at me oddly and I don't know why.