a.n.// PLEASE BE MINDFUL THAT NOT EVERYONE IS MENTALLY PREPARED TO SEE THESE WORDS. SOME MAY FIND THEM OFFENSIVE. SOME MAY CRY. I WILL NOT PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU TRY TO SUE ME FOR, MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M BROKE AND HAVE NONE BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. YOU CAN STILL BACK OUT NOW. STOP READING. GO HOME. MAKE A CUP OF TEA. START A BULLET JOURNAL. DO YOUR GOD DAMN HOMEWORK. (disclaimer: i should be doing homework right now but i'm not so i understand if that last option is less appealing.)
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
A rough translation of Arthur's insults to Bartholomew:
"This is the worst alcohol I have ever had the displeasure of drinking. It has a taste of pond water. I would not be surprised if I found frogs there.
It tastes like pigeon semen. It is as if someone with a urine infection is pissing on a piece of dirty moss, which someone then wrung out into a cup, and poured through a sieve filled with soil, but instead of filtering it, he just carried the dirt through too.
Disgusting. You suck cock badly. Your family hates you because you have crusty nipples. I bet you eat pizza with cutlery. You probably put your milk in before your cereal.
Internet explorer. White crayon. First slice of bread in a loaf. Terms and conditions. Donald Trump's opinions. These are all paid more attention than you, and for good reason."
Now kids, please remember that Arthur is wanted by governments worldwide for making Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II, Barack Obama, Mrs Hudson, Hunk Garrett, Dean Winchester, both Dan and Phil Lestowell, and John Cena cry, so you must not ever follow in his footsteps.
He is a bad person :(
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an epic saga
Fantasy(maybe skip to part 12 and read from there and then go back and read the rest bc ive been writing this for a long time and it was never meant to be good but soMe of it hooooo boyy ) Enclosed here is a true story. A super-hero-origins-type story. You...
