When they accidentally text you. BTS as your best friend.
J I N
SJ: Jagiya, I was wondering... Would you like to go out with me?
You: Jin wtf
SJ: That wasn't meant for you.
You: Then who was it meant for ?! WHO ARE YOU CONFESSING TO ?! IS IT NAMJOON ?! #NAMJIN
SJ: No, I was giving advice to someone.
You: To who ?
SJ: Gotta go, bye
You: sEoKJiN
N A M J O O N
RM: Jin... Of course !
You: Um, I'm not Jin
RM: crap. Hey m/n
You: What were you talking to Jin about ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RM: nothing
You: Why tf you lyin' (˘3˘)♩
RM: Gotta respond to Jin, text you in a bit
You: Bet y'all gon' get it on tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RM: m/N STOP
You: #Namjinftw
J U N G K O O K
JK: But like, I already know I'm daddy asf, you don't have to tell me (¬‿¬)
You: JUNGKOOK WHO TF ARE YOU TEXTING THAT YOU WOULD TELL THAT TO ?!
JK: ( ・◇・)？
JK: This isn't Yugyeom ?
You: YUGYEOM ?! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT ?! AND YOU'RE TEXTING M/N
JK: Hah, whoops
You: JUNGKOOK ARE YOU SECRETLY DATING YUGYEOM ?! BUT WHAT ABOUT VKOOK AND JIKOOK ?!
JK: No, I'm not dating Yugyeom. Why would I ?
You: I mean why would you not, have you seen the boy ? (♡ڡ♡ʃƪ)
JK: ...
JK: hEY YUGYEOM GUESS WHO LIKES YOU
You: jUnGKoOk nO
S U G A
You: but he's so damn fine (♡ε♡)
You: wait. Shit. Wrong person. You're probs asleep anyways. Whatever.
2 hours later
SG: I know I am
You: Shut up, I wasn't talking about you
SG: but I was
You: (¬へ¬)ゞ
SG: Love you
T A E H Y U N G
V: But hyung, I want that plushy really bad T^T
You: I'll buy it for you
V: Really ? But you just said it was a waste of money ('＿｀。)
You: you're texting m/n
V: oh hey m/n
V: WAIT YOU SAID YOU'D BUY ME THE PLUSHY !
You: Yes, I will 😂
V: YAY I LOVE YOU HYUNG !
You: Love you too Taehyungie
J - H O P E
JH: But I think J-Dope is a way better name
You: Hoseok, just stop
JH: oh hey m/n
JH: I didn't mean to text you
You: Yeah, I can tell. And J-Dope ? Really ?
JH:..
JH: Jjeoreo?
You: *Does j-HOPE's rap without messing up*
JH: Do you really know my rap ? 😂
You: BOI I know the whole song
JH: You've got some skills
You: I know :)
J I M I N
JM: I should've just told the bitch caught in a lie~
You: ... Scary mochi comin through, damn
JM: OH SHOOT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TEXT YOU IGNORE THAT
You: Who were you texting and what were you talking about ? 😂
JM: ...
You: C'mon ! Tell me ! I'm your best friend
JM: Some fan called me ugly today at our fan sign, I was talking to Jungkook because he was sitting next to me and heard the girl
You: bOY YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN LIKE BITCH I WOULD KNOW IF I'M UGLY OR NOT I LOOK IN THE GODDAMN MIRROR, PLUS HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY PEOPLE'S BIAS I AM
JM: lol, I should've right ?
You: MY POOR MOCHI YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
JM: more beautiful than Jin ?
You: Mm, idk if I would go that far
JM: ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡
You: nO NO NO YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN JIN OMG I LOVE YOU
JM: I love you too 😂❤️
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BTS Texts ! for male readers !
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