When you get jealous. BTS as your boyfriend.
J I N
You: wHo wAs tHaT gUy yOu wErE wItH hUh ??
SJ: what're you talking about ?
You: yOu kNoW eXaCtLy wHaT i'M tAlKiNg aBoUt
SJ: how would you know if i was with a guy or not ?
You: ...
You: i promise that at this moment i am currently not at the BigHit building spying on you or any of the other members, and jungkook is not standing next to me. at this moment in time.
SJ: what about at an earlier moment in time ?
You: wHaT eVeN iS tHiS sO cAlLeD bIgHiT yOu sPeAk oF ??
SJ: i never said BigHit, you did
You: GDI
You: well then who was that guy >.>
SJ: dance teacher
SJ: i need some help
You: of course
You: why didn't i think that ?
SJ: -_- idk
S U G A
You: saw you were with a guy
SG: hush. i'm producing a song for him
You: a love song ?
SG: really m/n ?
You: yES REALLY
SG: it's cute how you're jealous
You: sHUT UP I AM NOT
SG: clearly you are
You: nAH UH
SG: just chill okay ? he's a singer and i'm just producing a song for him.
You: yeah mhm
SG: i'll see you later
You: mkay
SG: and start getting ready.
SG: i'm going to take you out
You: okay ^^
J - H O P E
You: explain to me who the girl was
JH: wha-
You: nOw
JH: but-
You: i tHoUgHt yOu wErE gAy, eSpeCiAllY fOr mE
JH: that was my sister-
You: you have a sister-?
JH: yes
You: since when-
JH: what the- really ? since when ?
You: yeah-
JH: since forever
You: i'm dumb
JH: ik
You: hEy !
JH: but i love you anyway
You: hmph k ;(
JH: okie dokie ! ^^
You: ilyt :')
N A M J O O N
You: WHO WAS THAT GIRL HM ?! HMMMM ?!
RM: who ? my mom ?
You: oh damn- that was your mom ?
RM: yes
You: oh wow-
You: didn't recognize her-
You: make sure to tell her that i said she's really beautiful and looks as young as ever.
RM: okay ?
You: so you coming home soon ?
RM: yup
You: alright i'm already making dinner
RM: okay see you in a bit
You: ok
J I M I N
You: wHo wAS tHaT gIRL I sAw yOu wItH ??????
JM: you really wanna know ?
You: oH dAmN. sO yOu dO hAvE a cHiCk oN tHe sIdE. i sEe hOw yOu aRe. hOe aSs, tRiCk aSs, bIsExuAl mY aSs bI-
JM: that was yoongi dressed as a girl
You: what-
JM: that girl, was actually min yoongi
You: oh-
You: well then
You: tell suga that he would be a very pretty girl
JM: lmao okay
JM: is that it ?
You: ily
You: and i love yoongi too
JM: ilyt
JM: and yoongi said he loves himself too
You: i- wow okay
T A E H Y U N G
You: wHO WAS THAT GUY ?
V: who ? my hyung ? O︿O
You: wat-
V: yeah ! i'm out with my friend today ! ^^
You: you are-
V: jagiya, i told you this yesterday
You: you did-
V: oh my gosh
You: was i drunk ?
V: no
You: oh-
You: well then-
You: enjoy your day
You: and tell your friend i said hi
V: okay !
J U N G K O O K
You: B, WHO TF WAS THAT GIRL ?
JK: B, THAT WAS TAEHYUNG
You: oh- what ?
You: why was he dressed like a girl-
JK: he wasn't-
You: what-
JK: wooooww
You: well then-
You: oops-
JK: pft, i'm gunna tell him you thought he was a girl
You: nO DON'T
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