When you get an idol girlfriend. BTS as your older brother.
J - H O P E
You: HOBI HOBI HOBI GUESS WHAT !!
JH: What ?!
You: I got a girl meotjin ! I got a girl chakhan ! I got a girl, pretty girl nae mam da gajyeogan !
JH: WHAT ?!
You: What ? It's Girls Generation. Ayo GG~
JH: Not that, you got a girlfriend ?!
You: Uh oh. Heeerrreeee comes trouble !
JH: Stop quoting 'I Got A Boy'
You: ;-;
JH: So who's the girl ?
You: I gave you a hint
JH: What hint ?
You: I quoted SNSD
JH: So it's someone who is under SM...
You: Uh- no
JH: what ?
You: they're in snsd
JH: oooh, who is it ?
You: Seohyun
JH: Well, wish you two the best ! congratulations ! ♡
You: You make it sound as if we got married, but thank you
JH: And if she hurts you, i'll always be here for you
You: okay ^^
J I N
You: So I'm dating Mina
SJ: That's nice
You: :I
SJ: wAIT WHICH MINA ?! MYOUI ?!
You: .. Kwon
SJ: .. I don't really know her.. Well I hope you two treat each other well and have cute little babies. Peace
You: That's it ?
SJ: Yup. You're brother loves you. But I gotta go. I have a busy schedule. Byee~
You: Uh, bye ♡
J I M I N
You: So there's this girl
JM: okay ?
You: In this one group
JM: Uh huh
You: Who asked me out
JM: Okay, which group, maybe I can guess who it is
You: Blackpink
JM: Hmm, is it Jennie ?
You: 2 more guesses
JM: Lisa ?
You: 1 more
JM: Last times a charm. Rosé
You: Yup
JM: Well, she better not hurt you
You: It's okay Jimin, she won't. And if she does, i'll cry to you about it
JM: Okay, I love you m/n
You: Love you too Jimin 💖
J U N G K O O K
You: So this girl asked me out
JK: WHAT GIRL
You: It's okay, it's okay. It's a good girl
JK: Do I know her ?
You: Uh- i dunno
JK: Is she an idol also ?
You: Yes
JK: Hm, is she from Red Velvet ? CLC ? GFriend ?
You: She's from Pristin
JK: Oooh. Hm. Idk. Just tell me
You: It's Kyla
JK: Ooooh, okay. Maybe she can teach you some English
You: I think you're the one that needs English lessons Mr. Sharlie Puss
JK: Shut up -_-
You: Love you :)
S U G A
You: Yo
SG: What
You: Wow. You're not asleep ?
SG: Tell me what you want before I leave
You: I just wanted to let you know I have a girlfriend now
SG: K
You: You're not going to ask who it is ?
SG: Don't care
You: It's CL
SG: I'm a better rapper than her
You: K
SG: You're not gunna say "I know hyung, you'll always be the best!"
You: Why would I say that when I don't care ?
SG: Fuck you
You: Ew, go do that to your girlfriend
SG: Don't have one
You: Hah, loser
You: And you should apologize
SG: To who ?
You: Jimin ! #Yoonmin :)
SG: m/N
You: Brb, gunna hang with CL, peace
SG: -_-
N A M J O O N
You: Joonie :)
RM: Yeah ?
You: The girl I like asked me out :)
RM: Cool, who is it ?
You: Yerim
RM: From Red Velvet ?
You: Yeah
RM: I wish you two the best, and if she hurts you, I'm always here. Love you bro
You: Thanks, love you too Namjoon
T A E H Y U N G
You: Tae~
V: Yes ?
You: Guess who got a girlfriend :)
V: OH ! WHOS THE GIRL HUH ?!
You: Soyeon ^-^
V: The rapper from cube who was on produce 101 and unpretty rapstar and is now in (G)I-DLE
You: That's the one !
V: Huh, I need to get to know her then
You: Alright, you do that Tae
V: Okay, and if she breaks your heart, i'll always be here !
You: Okay, thanks Taehyungie
V: Anytime bro, love you ♡
You: Love you too 💞
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BTS Texts ! for male readers !
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